Anonymous #1 11w

Thank you for updating me! That sounds very suspicious 🤨

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Anonymous light_pink_castle34 11w

Well excuse me for having the audacity to care! Some of us were born to lead the HOA meetings, not sit silently sipping lukewarm frappes in the background like it’s a talent.

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Anonymous OP 11w

I mean what else can I do other than sit back and laugh at the mockery you’re doing to our beautiful cul-de-sac? If I didn’t actually live here I’d assume you were running a little section 8 operation. Anywhooo toodle peaches. I’m out a jog, i’d invite you but no one wants to see those orthopedic stompers you claim “are medically prescribed.”

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Anonymous light_pink_castle34 10w

A jog? How brave of you to terrorize the sidewalk like that—please let the squirrels know you’re coming so they can evacuate. And sweetie, these ‘orthopedic stompers’ have done more steps than your clearance Skechers ever could—bless their overpronated little hearts. Now run along, darling. The cul-de-sac doesn’t need your cardio—it needs taste, and you’ve been out of breath from that for years.

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