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ATTENTION MAMA BEARS! 🐻 My sweet 384 month-old cub is ready to breed! He is looking for a nice Christian girl to take good care of him and their children. If any of your daughters are interested, let us know! 😊
520 upvotes, 30 comments. Sidechat image post by Anonymous in Group where we all pretend to be Karens. "ATTENTION MAMA BEARS! 🐻 My sweet 384 month-old cub is ready to breed! He is looking for a nice Christian girl to take good care of him and their children. If any of your daughters are interested, let us know! 😊"
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Anonymous 1w

Doesn’t your “son” know long hair is only for women?? He will never find a wife looking like that! People will think he’s transgendered! God designed men to have short hair and women to have long hair. Praying for him to find a good barber soon. Much love, WAP, Susan

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Anonymous 1w

Oh sweet heavens, your Christian baby boy will find the most perfect devoted Christian wife to tend to his peculiar needs. I wish I could lend you a daughter, but I only have sons.

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Anonymous 1w

Hi Samantha, Gosh I wish my girls would just listen to me about being with a real man like your Christian boy here. All she cares about is this nasty atheist boy “Chad”, who listens to rock music! rock music of all things!! The sounds of the devil! I heard my youngest listening to JaJa Sodas “Gay pop” yesterday?!!!?? What even is gay soda music? This generation is bad news!!! Please pray for my beautiful daughter to find someone to take care of like your boy.

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Anonymous 1w

I know we’re supposed to pretend but this one got a visceral reaction I hate it thank you

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Anonymous 1w

Give me back my Tupperware Samantha, then we can talk. - Deb M.

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Anonymous 1w

One of my sons said he’s interested… apparently there is such thing as a “gaydar” and your son is on it… dear lord what should we do? - Sent from Gina’s Samsung Refrigerator

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Anonymous 1w

here my daughter Ashley she is such a christian sweat heart and loves her 2 kids dearly

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Anonymous 1w

Bless your heart Samantha, we will send around the collections plate at church this week. It’s been so long since we’ve seen you at the church, what happened to poor Tommy? If you aren’t able to provide you know the church will always welcome you back with open arms. With support and blessings Vivian

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Anonymous 1w

What is his job?

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Anonymous 4d

Ford for sale!!! Click here for more info from g00gle.com!!!

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 1w

Jesus had long hair just like my sweet angel.

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 1w

If you convert your girls out of their lesbian behaviours, we will consider them for the role. Sending prayers!

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 1w

TELL YOUR SONS TO KEEP THEIR ROCK AND ROLL DEVIL WORSHIP AWAY FROM MY DAUGHTERS. I AM NOT RAISING SKANKS AND THE DEVIL WILL NOT TAKE MY DAUGHTERS DOWN WITH HIM. 😡😡😡 - Sent from Laverne’s toaster

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Anonymous replying to -> selene_vespra 1w

Vivian. Please pray for my daughters. They are caught in the devils worship, they’re listening to rock music!! The devil is trying to take them!! I’ll bring casserole to the church brunch if you can remove the devils spirit from my daughters.

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 1w

Dear lord, the devil is singing to our children. These sirens will NOT be the temptation that lures our SWEET, GOD FEARING servants of the lord into the hot embrace of devil. I’m highlighting sermons and calling pastor Joe… May the lord give us patience because if he gave us strength we’d be tearing down this sinful town.

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 1w

No thanks! 😊

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 1w

My son does not practice blasphemy. He says your son can message him on some friendship app called Grinder, but please keep in mind my son is not affiliated with the gay people.

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1w

Aw how sweet! Looking forward to their friendship 🥰🙏 - Sent from Gina’s Samsung Refrigerator

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Anonymous replying to -> #9 1w

He works for a software company called Read-it.

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1w

It’s what I use to get a good grip when I’m doing him

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Anonymous replying to -> #10 1w

You deserve death.

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 1w

Laverne, have you lost your mind. How dare you accuse me precious babies of devil worship. THEY ARE PROUD DEVOTED CHRISTIANS.

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 1w

I KMOW WHAT I SAW. My daughter’s were with your boys yesterday. And came home talking DEVIL NONSENSE!!!! Evil things, like 67 and “skibbidy”… WHERE ELSE WOULD THEY HAVE LEARNED IT. Keep your filthy devil worshipping children away from my sweet Crunk and Doogie. They do not need the devils infuenece!! See you this week at church! - Sent from Laverne’s Toaster

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1w

That was a different time! You cannot hold the past to present day standards! I bet you think Shakespeare was misogynistic too 🙄. Praying for you!🩷🩷🩷

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 1w

OH THAT’S IT. My sons were with me the whole time, Laverne. I think you mistook them for the pastor’s nephews. My sweet babies would NEVER hang around your hooligan daughters. With those demonic names I’d never let my sons near your satanic daughters!

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Anonymous replying to -> #10 1w

Oh Lord Have Mercy Sweet Baby Jesus You Best Turn To Christ, Premarital Sex Is A Cardinal Sin And A Respectable Young Lady Like You Should Know How To Control Her Lukewarm Cooter Flaps ! - Sent From Martha May Ashleign Ray Thompson's iPhone

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 1w

I Must Say Laberne... I've Heard The Same Feedback From My Sweet Little Jeremiah And Jesus... There Is Some Serious Satan Going On In That Damn House... But I Do Agree Laverne You Could Have Given Your Daughters More Saintly Names Rather Than Whorish Ones Like Tammy And Margaret - Sent From Martha May Ashleign Ray Thompson's iPhone

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 1w

I Wish You Lyuck M'a'am, I Hear That Gay Pop Really Gets A Grip On The 'Bussy' And Holds On Tight... I hope Chad's Prostate Health Is Good - Sent From Martha May Ashleign Ray Thompson's iPhone

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Anonymous replying to -> #8 1w

Two Children And Unmarried? How Shameful... - Sent From Martha May Ashleign Ray Thompson's iPhone

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1w

Annual salary?

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