Anonymous #2 4w

Janice… tsk tsk. That’s not what you said when you thought the HOA wanted those burnt pumpkin ginger cookies you brought.

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Anonymous #3 4w

(I guess I'm Janice now) They weren't burnt, you just wouldn't know good cookies if they slapped you in the face

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Anonymous #2 4w

Funny, that’s not what Peter said as he gave me a $20 for a tray of mine and asked not to tell you. Yeah, he tosses yours and has a stash of mine!

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Anonymous #3 4w

Slander! Peter would never, you lying homewrecker!

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Anonymous #2 4w

(You’re gonna do juuuuust fine here 🙂‍↕️) Whatever you need to tell yourself! You’re just upset my baking makes him happier than yours ever could. Can’t wait to see you at tomorrow’s book club where your tray of snacks will be left untouched. AGAIN! See you then. SuEllen. #WAP

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Anonymous #3 4w

(Thank youuu) I'm not going to your satanic book club again. The only literature you should be reading is the Bible. You're gonna talk to ME about WAP ... you should give it a try

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Anonymous #2 4w

I’ll be talking to Father Mike about this! I don’t think he’ll appreciate how you’re twisting God’s word!

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Anonymous #3 4w

Of course you'd go running to Father Mike, like you haven't slept with him, too!

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Anonymous #2 4w

Too?? Is that your admission, Janice!? I’ll be meeting with the bishop and will be bringing Peter and Beth into this! You need an intervention!!!

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Anonymous #3 4w

No, it's an implication of how many men YOU'VE slept around with! I'm sure Peter is one of them, too!

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Anonymous #2 4w

Why don’t you ask him about Cheryl’s car in your driveway while you’re visiting your parents. 🥱

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Anonymous #3 4w

THAT mangy woman?! She doesn't even know where I live! You're just *jealous* of my perfect marriage, so much so that you're spreading lies!

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Anonymous #2 4w

Not what I saw on my walk. 🥱

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Anonymous #3 4w

So you admit to stalking my house??? I'm calling the police!

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