This satanic phallic abomination has polluted my eyes and soul. Hosting a prayer potluck tomorrow at 12pm sharp for those affected. Do not bring hot dogs or I will call the police. Sent from Brenda’s iPhone.

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Mitch, You may have had your way with the uncouth reindeer candy cane coupling fiasco from last winter, but you’re on THIN ICE 🧊… some battles aren’t worth fighting… you have until curfew to remove this… expect a COMPLAINT and a temporary BAN from colonial backyard tea… 👎 Regina Ponder Get Outlook for IOS

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