Cover a pickle with pepper flakes and drive nails into it. They wanted a spell on them? Sure, but no one said it had to be a good one.

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Stuff him into a cauldron and use his essence as a warding charm

27

Jinx him.

15

Behead them

15

fuck it let’s get the witches together and hex them (i’m in)

8

Penis shrinkage spell. Hippy witch out.

6

The comments on this are the exact reason I try to be as nice as possible to y’all, I don’t think that shits real but if it is I’ll be damned if you get my ass.

1

I woulda said yes

0

Put a hex on me instead

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