idk why but when a man is trying to impress me and my dad can do it better i LOVEEEE telling them that loud and proud. this dude was showing me a pic of his knife collection for cooking i said oh wow! looks like my dad’s little travel set! like bro
like my dad is a chef he does this shit for a living i there are more fancy knives in my house than you could imagine lmao this dude was like u ever seen this before? and it was some cleaver my dad has had for years
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AnonymousOP1d
like bitch my dad uses a flame thrower to cook at work sometimes u gotta do better than that to impress me
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Anonymous#11d
there’s more! a musician tried to impress me once but surprise! my dad was in a band that went on tour in the 90s u playing me guitar is NOT impressive or sexy it’s bad and boring 😤
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AnonymousOP1d
i like to show people his band pics and make them guess which man is my dad cuz like all of them have long hair and only one of them is curly and i have those exact curls yet sometimes they’ll be like oh is it one of the straight haired men? bitch r u playing with me rn
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Anonymous#21d
PUT MEN IN THEIR PLACE IF ITS NOT IMPRESSIVE DONT FAKE IT AND BOOST THEIR EGO THEY NEED AN EGO NERF