It not being your birthday is absolutely killing me 😭💀
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Anonymous14w
YAY! Happy birthday!
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Anonymous14w
HAPPY BIRTHDAYYY
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Anonymouswitchy_salem14w
it’s not my birthday but thank you
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Anonymousslutty_anakin14w
it’s not my birthday but thank you
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AnonymousOP14w
💀
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Anonymousdontaskmequestions14w
it’s not my birthday but thank you
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AnonymousOP14w
oh- well I hope you’re enjoying 25 🫶🏻
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AnonymousOP14w
YAY ONE QUARTER OF A CENTURY YAYYYY
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Anonymousdontaskmequestions14w
who said i’m 25
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Anonymousdontaskmequestions14w
how’d you know that
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Anonymousmoonlightbae14w
old ass
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AnonymousOP14w
we can be old together bestie!!
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AnonymousOP14w
😭
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Anonymousmoonlightbae14w
Fr, I didn’t know the nursing homes had yikyak
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Anonymousmoonlightbae14w
i don’t let anyone get close to me because every time they do they inevitably want to meet me and then they get mauled by bears (i live in a cabin in the middle of the forest)
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Anonymousmoonlightbae14w
i’ve established myself as the alpha in the forest so the bears don’t mess with me but they don’t take kindly to any visitors that show up no matter what i’ve tried
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AnonymousOP14w
what if i ride a bison to your house will that work instead ?
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Anonymouswitchy_salem14w
THIS IS KILLING ME
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Anonymousmoonlightbae14w
sigh…. i suppose you can try but say your goodbyes to your family first just in case
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Anonymousmoonlightbae14w
hehehe
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AnonymousOP14w
oh don’t worry i’ve said my goodbyes hun
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Anonymousmoonlightbae14w
i’m gonna go out and talk to the bears and assert my dominance