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i can’t believe men are just walking around with penises what the fuck
4963 upvotes, 77 comments. Sidechat image post by Anonymous in Girl Talk. "i can’t believe men are just walking around with penises what the fuck"
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Anonymous 1d

they’re so vulnerable. one well placed kick and their bloodline is finished

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Anonymous 1d

i had one for 24.75 years you don’t really notice it tbh

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Anonymous 1d

That shit can’t be comfortable

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Anonymous 1d

The picture you put w this REALLY sums up the thought of it like ACTUALLY what the fuck just some dangling participle

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Anonymous 1d

i don’t understand how is it not giving them a rash

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Anonymous 1d

It seems so overstimulating

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Anonymous 1d

AND BALLS!! they’re just DANGLING

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Anonymous 1d

i yearn to swing my dick around but alas i’m dickless

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Anonymous 1d

As a girlie with one: GET IT OFFF MEEEEEEEE!!!!

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Anonymous 1d

I get annoyed just in days when my coochie lips feel like they stick out too far how yall walk around with whole ass balls in your pants and not lose it

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Anonymous 1d

That shit just dangles 24/7 btwn ur legs

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Anonymous 1d

They seem so impractical

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Anonymous 1d

I once heard someone say “a girl without a dick is like an angel without wings” and as a dickless girl I think they’re onto something

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Anonymous 1d

My brother said he he doesn’t really feel it

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Anonymous 1d

lowkey i lucked out with the size 😭 if it was any bigger and it dangled around and shit i’d probably kay em ess

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Anonymous 1d

Ts frying me so bad 😭😭😭😭😭

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Anonymous 1d

it seems so uncomfortable having it squished inside pants. like is taking off pants the male equivalent of us taking off a bra

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Anonymous 1d

Lmaoooooo

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Anonymous 1d

I can't wait until I get mine surgically removed😫

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Anonymous 1d

and balls?? like u just got three pendulums dangling off u while u walk? thats so crazy

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Anonymous 1d

mens balls get itchy in the way our cooch does when it’s hairy

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Anonymous 1d

like i know aliens exist bc men have one on them at all times 😭

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Anonymous 1d

yoo what????🤣🤣🤣

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Anonymous 1d

Imagine my horror the other night where I had a dream I grew one 😭🫠😃

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Anonymous 1d

“I can’t believe men” nuff said

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Anonymous 1d

i think about this all the time

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Anonymous 1d
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Anonymous 1d

Not for long

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Anonymous 4h

like i want one it pmo

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 1d

yall i don’t have one anymore im a trans woman

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 1d

this made me realize we don’t do this enough when they piss us off and we should

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 1d

i’m sorry the .75 is killing me with how specific it is😭

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 1d

Real talk sis were you packing?

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Anonymous replying to -> #12 1d

LMAOO having a she cock is kinda iconic tho

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 1d

asking the real questions😭😭

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Anonymous replying to -> #9 1d

Maybe, but I kinda wanna get bred :/

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Anonymous replying to -> #12 1d

real shit i wanna get bred without getting pregnant but you really can’t trust any birth control😭 maybe in my next life i’ll be a trans baddie

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 1d

nah not really tbh

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 1d

I was thinking maybe a size had something to do with it, like if you got big ass balls you would sit on them all the time I feel like

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Anonymous replying to -> #9 1d

i did. i have only one straight brother so it really is my fault that my parents won’t get grandchildren

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Anonymous replying to -> sissy 1d

no fr i keep asking my bf what it feels like just trying to wrap my head around ts and it’s still beyond my comprehension. but also in his case the size difference bw soft and hard is insane so ig that helps w the dangly shit?

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 1d

Are you serious

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Anonymous replying to -> #23 1d

yeah i forgot about that most men are growers but your girl’s thankfully a shower #micropenisclubpresident

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Anonymous replying to -> #9 1d

If you’re planning on never having kids, you can just get ur tubed tied 🤷‍♀️

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Anonymous replying to -> #25 1d

babe i live in america it’s not that easy. medical misogyny is still very much a thing it’s taken women up to 10+ years to get one

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Anonymous replying to -> #25 1d

but hopefully one day🤞🏻🤞🏻

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 1d

sounds like he deserved it

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Anonymous replying to -> witchy_salem 1d

EWWWWW

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 1d

Amazing job we need more like you. Many of these men are straight up biological hazards and shouldn’t ever have any kids

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Anonymous replying to -> #24 1d

yes

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Anonymous replying to -> #27 1d

i feel kind of bad now though because he’s not a terrible person anymore 😭

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Anonymous replying to -> #25 1d

There are women who had LIFE THREATENING conditions that would be cured by procedures that would make them unable to have kids, who have had to spend years, going to numerous doctors, just to find one who would perform the life saving surgery because “what if you want kids later”, never mind that they probably wouldn’t have survived without the surgery.

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Anonymous replying to -> #30 1d

i literally didn’t need to know that

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Anonymous replying to -> #9 1d

not really it’s actually extremely traumatising and requires thousands in medical debt to fix all of people to say that your condition actually doesn’t exist online

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Anonymous replying to -> #28 1d

Mood

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Anonymous replying to -> #30 1d

Thats funny mine gets itchy when i shave it bald when its hairy its not itchy like that it feels like a protective layer

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Anonymous 1d

no i’m 26!

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 1d

.75???? 😭😭😭😭😭

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Anonymous 1d

why are you on girl talk

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Anonymous 1d

girl* she*

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Anonymous replying to -> #38 1d

ngl i kinda thought it was funny as a switch up of like “nah this is a dude who turns 25 soon” but only if it’s not from a place of transphobia

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 1d

you can never tell and sadly I have to assume the worst since it normally is the worst

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 1d

I like your optimism tho so don’t let me yuck your yum

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Anonymous replying to -> #29 1d

As someone who has endometriosis, many women who have it want their uterus removed, but they won’t until after they have kids. And in which they say having kids help “solve” the chronic pain

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 1d

babes you did the right thing cuz im sure if you didnt he wouldnt have changed you did us all a favor xx

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Anonymous replying to -> #42 1d

did u helicopter it?

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Anonymous replying to -> #33 1d

LMAOOO no but it was really scary and I might’ve jerked off 💀

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Anonymous replying to -> #42 1d

I HAD A DREAM LIKE THAT— I started jorking it immediately no kidding

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Anonymous replying to -> #42 1d

Omg we’re the same person

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Anonymous replying to -> #27 1d

How tf 😭it was so weird but honestly ik why I did it bc like I have wanted to know lmaoooo

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 1d

wait im curious do you think peeing with a penis is easier than with a vag like can you confirm this for me pls

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Anonymous replying to -> #43 1d

no peeing with a vagina is much easier

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Anonymous replying to -> #31 1d

Id imagine since you only have to wipe once with a vagina but for penises they keep leaking unless you’re super thorough.. so if you want to be sanitary you’d be better off with a vagina

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Anonymous replying to -> #12 1d

Free my sister ✊

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Anonymous replying to -> #39 1d

I have endometriosis too but they found endo on my bladder / bowel so even if i got my uterus removed , ill still have it 🫪

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Anonymous replying to -> #42 23h

Bro what 😭😭😭

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Anonymous replying to -> #42 7h

LOL me too I was just really fascinated by it bc it felt really sensitive

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