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i can’t believe men are just walking around with penises what the fuck
5003 upvotes, 79 comments. Sidechat image post by Anonymous in Girl Talk. "i can’t believe men are just walking around with penises what the fuck"
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Anonymous 25w

they’re so vulnerable. one well placed kick and their bloodline is finished

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Anonymous 25w

i had one for 24.75 years you don’t really notice it tbh

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Anonymous 25w

That shit can’t be comfortable

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Anonymous 25w

The picture you put w this REALLY sums up the thought of it like ACTUALLY what the fuck just some dangling participle

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Anonymous 25w

i don’t understand how is it not giving them a rash

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Anonymous 25w

It seems so overstimulating

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Anonymous 25w

AND BALLS!! they’re just DANGLING

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Anonymous 25w

i yearn to swing my dick around but alas i’m dickless

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Anonymous 25w

As a girlie with one: GET IT OFFF MEEEEEEEE!!!!

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Anonymous 25w

I get annoyed just in days when my coochie lips feel like they stick out too far how yall walk around with whole ass balls in your pants and not lose it

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Anonymous 25w

That shit just dangles 24/7 btwn ur legs

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Anonymous 25w

They seem so impractical

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Anonymous 25w

I once heard someone say “a girl without a dick is like an angel without wings” and as a dickless girl I think they’re onto something

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Anonymous 25w

My brother said he he doesn’t really feel it

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Anonymous 25w

lowkey i lucked out with the size 😭 if it was any bigger and it dangled around and shit i’d probably kay em ess

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Anonymous 25w

Ts frying me so bad 😭😭😭😭😭

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Anonymous 25w

it seems so uncomfortable having it squished inside pants. like is taking off pants the male equivalent of us taking off a bra

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Anonymous 25w

Lmaoooooo

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Anonymous 25w

I can't wait until I get mine surgically removed😫

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Anonymous 25w

and balls?? like u just got three pendulums dangling off u while u walk? thats so crazy

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Anonymous 25w

like i know aliens exist bc men have one on them at all times 😭

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Anonymous 25w

mens balls get itchy in the way our cooch does when it’s hairy

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Anonymous 25w

yoo what????🤣🤣🤣

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Anonymous 25w

Imagine my horror the other night where I had a dream I grew one 😭🫠😃

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Anonymous 25w

“I can’t believe men” nuff said

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Anonymous 25w

i think about this all the time

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Anonymous 25w
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Anonymous 25w

Not for long

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Anonymous 25w

like i want one it pmo

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 25w

yall i don’t have one anymore im a trans woman

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 25w

this made me realize we don’t do this enough when they piss us off and we should

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 25w

i’m sorry the .75 is killing me with how specific it is😭

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 25w

Real talk sis were you packing?

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Anonymous replying to -> #12 25w

LMAOO having a she cock is kinda iconic tho

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 25w

asking the real questions😭😭

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Anonymous replying to -> #9 25w

Maybe, but I kinda wanna get bred :/

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Anonymous replying to -> #12 25w

real shit i wanna get bred without getting pregnant but you really can’t trust any birth control😭 maybe in my next life i’ll be a trans baddie

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 25w

nah not really tbh

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 25w

I was thinking maybe a size had something to do with it, like if you got big ass balls you would sit on them all the time I feel like

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Anonymous replying to -> #9 25w

i did. i have only one straight brother so it really is my fault that my parents won’t get grandchildren

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Anonymous replying to -> sissy 25w

no fr i keep asking my bf what it feels like just trying to wrap my head around ts and it’s still beyond my comprehension. but also in his case the size difference bw soft and hard is insane so ig that helps w the dangly shit?

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 25w

Are you serious

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Anonymous replying to -> #23 25w

yeah i forgot about that most men are growers but your girl’s thankfully a shower #micropenisclubpresident

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Anonymous replying to -> #9 25w

If you’re planning on never having kids, you can just get ur tubed tied 🤷‍♀️

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Anonymous replying to -> #25 25w

babe i live in america it’s not that easy. medical misogyny is still very much a thing it’s taken women up to 10+ years to get one

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Anonymous replying to -> #25 25w

but hopefully one day🤞🏻🤞🏻

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 25w

sounds like he deserved it

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Anonymous replying to -> witchy_salem 25w

EWWWWW

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 25w

Amazing job we need more like you. Many of these men are straight up biological hazards and shouldn’t ever have any kids

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Anonymous replying to -> #24 25w

yes

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Anonymous replying to -> #27 25w

i feel kind of bad now though because he’s not a terrible person anymore 😭

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Anonymous replying to -> #25 25w

There are women who had LIFE THREATENING conditions that would be cured by procedures that would make them unable to have kids, who have had to spend years, going to numerous doctors, just to find one who would perform the life saving surgery because “what if you want kids later”, never mind that they probably wouldn’t have survived without the surgery.

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Anonymous replying to -> #30 25w

i literally didn’t need to know that

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Anonymous replying to -> #9 25w

not really it’s actually extremely traumatising and requires thousands in medical debt to fix all of people to say that your condition actually doesn’t exist online

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Anonymous replying to -> #28 25w

Mood

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Anonymous replying to -> #30 25w

Thats funny mine gets itchy when i shave it bald when its hairy its not itchy like that it feels like a protective layer

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Anonymous 25w

no i’m 26!

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 25w

.75???? 😭😭😭😭😭

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Anonymous 25w

why are you on girl talk

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Anonymous 25w

girl* she*

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Anonymous replying to -> #38 25w

ngl i kinda thought it was funny as a switch up of like “nah this is a dude who turns 25 soon” but only if it’s not from a place of transphobia

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 25w

you can never tell and sadly I have to assume the worst since it normally is the worst

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 25w

I like your optimism tho so don’t let me yuck your yum

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Anonymous replying to -> #29 25w

As someone who has endometriosis, many women who have it want their uterus removed, but they won’t until after they have kids. And in which they say having kids help “solve” the chronic pain

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 25w

babes you did the right thing cuz im sure if you didnt he wouldnt have changed you did us all a favor xx

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Anonymous replying to -> #42 25w

did u helicopter it?

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Anonymous replying to -> #33 25w

LMAOOO no but it was really scary and I might’ve jerked off 💀

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Anonymous replying to -> #42 25w

I HAD A DREAM LIKE THAT— I started jorking it immediately no kidding

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Anonymous replying to -> #42 25w

Omg we’re the same person

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Anonymous replying to -> #27 25w

How tf 😭it was so weird but honestly ik why I did it bc like I have wanted to know lmaoooo

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 25w

wait im curious do you think peeing with a penis is easier than with a vag like can you confirm this for me pls

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Anonymous replying to -> #43 25w

no peeing with a vagina is much easier

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Anonymous replying to -> #31 25w

Id imagine since you only have to wipe once with a vagina but for penises they keep leaking unless you’re super thorough.. so if you want to be sanitary you’d be better off with a vagina

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Anonymous replying to -> #12 25w

Free my sister ✊

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Anonymous replying to -> #39 25w

I have endometriosis too but they found endo on my bladder / bowel so even if i got my uterus removed , ill still have it 🫪

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Anonymous replying to -> #42 25w

Bro what 😭😭😭

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Anonymous replying to -> #42 25w

LOL me too I was just really fascinated by it bc it felt really sensitive

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Anonymous replying to -> #9 25w

Oh okay I get that. I generally didn’t have any ill intentions behind my comment. I apologize if I did offend you love

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Anonymous replying to -> #27 25w
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