
It was my first day actually serving at a new job during a lunch rush, got a table of 8-10 people, I was told to bring all their drinks out on one tray. As soon as I picked it up, I dropped the entire thing and shattered every last glass in front of all my coworkers and a very full restaurant.
Also as a kid, one time I was running to catch up to my mom in a store and I tripped in my crocs and ate shit, it was summer so I was wearing a tshirt and shorts & my entire body made a smack noise, people asked if I was okay but I was in so much pain I got up and kept running, ducked down an aisle and cried for like a minute and went to find my mom again
I’ve hit two mailboxes driving, borderline totaled my ex’s car backing into it, also backed into two other people prior to that. Got drug tested for school and had a faint negative for THC (still negative) and got lectured, had to explain how I quit smoking. Turns out the guy tested for trace amounts opposed to the “normal” ones
I can genuinely keep going. I was a bridesmaid for an ex friend but I was one of the only ones not given a plus one, I got paired with this weird groomsmen for pictures & in the pictures I’m standing so far away from him it’s insane, I also can be seen dancing towards the exit in the pictures at that very same wedding. I’ve embarrassed myself so much to the point I own my mistakes & move on , what else am I supposed to do bc it happened 😭