
was this 🤏 close to being a full on stolen valor guy. acted like he was in the navy, watched podcasts with navy guys all day until that became his entire personality, swore he was gonna enlist and be a navy seal. then i find out he lied to me and never even graduated hs or got his GED… he had to go back to high school at like 26
AND THEN WHEN HE FINALLY GOT HIS DIPLOMA HE WAS LIKE “you know i thought about it and im like why would i put myself in danger like that im not gonna enlist that’s crazy” bought a ps5 on credit and then asked me for money (he was a full time doordasher ☹️) ladies learn from my mistakes