Anonymous witchy_salem 2w

and i was like DUDE WHAT THE HELLLLL

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Anonymous witchy_salem 2w

what was on there?

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Anonymous #2 2w

like regency era romance novels with those outlandish covers with shirtless men

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Anonymous witchy_salem 2w

woah do yall talk about freaky books now

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Anonymous #2 2w

no

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Anonymous #2 2w

hi froggy

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Anonymous witchy_salem 2w

hi salem

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Anonymous witchy_salem 2w

i looked at her kindle to look for recs and the first thing i see is “damn baby, you’re gonna make daddy cum all on that pretty face” OH OKAY

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Anonymous #4 2w

she was telling me about one book where a woman’s DOOR was sentient and boned her and i’m like girl………for why also: “squeak”. i’ll save you the google search…sentient balloon animal

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Anonymous #4 2w

WAIT IM CACKLING BECAUSE IVE READ THESE IN VOICE CHAT TO MY FRIENDS

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Anonymous #4 2w

to add onto “squeak” - the female lead is named poppy (hehe balloon goes pop) and she meets these two guys who is in like an omegaverse relationship and in a zoo and they shift into balloon animals instead of werewolves 😭😭 and THERES ANOTHER BOOK IN THE SQUEAKVERSE named squeal and it’s a squeakel

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Anonymous #4 2w

STOPP IVE HEARD OF THIS ONE or like the insane monster fucker books

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Anonymous witchy_salem 2w

omg i did not know about all that but i DID know about the squeakquel…

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Anonymous OP 2w

oh yes, like that minotaur milking farm one 🤨

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Anonymous #4 2w

yes apparently a witch cursed them to be sentient balloon animals

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Anonymous witchy_salem 2w

i just don’t know how one could get horny for balloon animals but you know what………….still not as weird as what men are into

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Anonymous #4 2w

didn’t one lady marry the Eiffel Tower? Anything is possible at this rate

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