Same stuff is happening to me right now, I called in again and didn’t go to work. My health matters more than my job

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id shit in his office

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“Do you want pictures of my toilet and potentially bathroom floor?”

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are we all having stomach issues????

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i had a migraine day after (also if i am hungover enough to be puking you do not want me to be at work anyways)

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why are bosses always the worst people ever? like is being an asshole part of the job requirement?? i'm annoyed for you girl💔

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There’s some parasite going around giving ppl diarrhea send him a link to that

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There’s a parasite going around causing diarrhea!

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I’m also having stomach issues. I did zilch for the 4th besides cry from the fireworks being shitty and keeping me up until 5. Shit on your boss’s desk.

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My boss informed me that the other girl decided to take off today. I’m not covering her fuck ass shift. Sorry, it’s a last minute thing. Not fair on my end. Be more responsible next time. Mind you, this woman is 32 and giving me fkn problems

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wasnt feeling well and tried going home early, my boss said no, got home to a 103 fever and he said i’ll get written up if i dont show tomorrow

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I would be PETTY petty. Just show up to work and take as many long bathroom breaks as possible. You’re paying me to shit and be sick. This is what I was going to do at home. Did you think I was going to be able to work?

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there’s a parasite going around causing this exact problem I would look into it!!

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Shit your pants at work

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I’d forward him a piece of my used toilet paper

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but if you sent them a pic of ur shit that’ll be too much

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Like do they want a picture orrrrr

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i know SOOOO many people who are legitimately sick right now

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Literally shitting my brains out reading this 😭

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5th of july is double point day for us, but i had it off bc it was my normal day off

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Send him a pick as proof!

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For the commenters saying the parasite going around, can this be avoided by washing produce?

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uh for everyone commenting… pls make sure u don’t have that parasite going around

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Being willing to risk getting a stomach bug is INSANE. I hate that shit.

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