so pissed off rn. i have my first day of work tomorrow where i need to be well rested and after being asleep for 2 hours my intestines decided that NOW was the best opportunity to show me the new twists they’ve learned. so much pain
i may be dying. i can hear gossip girl playing outside my bathroom door and it’s surreal
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Anonymous3w
I freaking hate that, I’m so sorry, esp when they last so long and nothing comes out
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Anonymous#13w
yeah i’m currently in the body tricking me into thinking it’s done but it’s actually not stage and i’m so ready to go back to sleep 😭
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AnonymousOP3w
guys tmi but that toilet is clogged and i have no plunger. i have to go on my lunch break tomorrow and get one. luckily i don’t share a bathroom w my roommate so the embarrassment is lessened a bit but still fairly mortifying
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AnonymousOP3w
thankfully my parents don’t mind lots of tmi details but they’re asleep rn so they’re gonna wake up to a collection of texts from me 😭😭
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AnonymousOP3w
THE HEAVENS HAVE SHONE THEIR LIGHT DOWN ON ME AND I COULD FLUSH IT OH THANK GOD