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My favorite Abbott Elementary quote is “The key to never getting your ass beat ? Knowing when someone can beat your ass.” Bc its so true. Down here people just shoot. I’ve never been in a fight bc its never worth being beat up or dying lmao🫣
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Anonymous 1w

My favorite quote is: “Mr Eddie, I accidentally brought my seed to my mouth and accidentally ate it. Am I going to have a lemon tree grow inside my belly?” “Well, let’s think about it. Did you also swallow a wet paper towel?” “Yes.” “Alright, let’s go to the nurse”

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Anonymous 1w

You just can’t play like that. I could be right in an argument but the second someone wants to fight, I’m out. Fuck I look like getting beat or shot? No thank yeeww

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 1w

HAHA so good.

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1w

runner up is the one w langston kerman: "That's not cool man, we think my cousin's cousin might be gay. Now I gotta beat your ass for me, for Jabari, for him, AND for Frank Ocean."

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