Capitalize “i”

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Maybe add “pretty please” at one of those to break it up

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Otjer then that i think its good gets the message across and professional

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Add a pic of the dog to make it more convincing

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Ate up diva they better take you

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add “‼️” at the end and you’re golden

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You should add a picture of the dog as proof so you have a better chance of

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Amen

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make it all caps and add a few emojis like “ 🙏🙏🙏😰” to add a sense of urgency. otherwise 11/10

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Just add “🥺🙏” and I think you’ll get the job 🥰

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SHE HAS A FAMILY TO FEED HAVE A HEART

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12/10, no notes would hire. but i agree add a picture of your dog to really seal the deal

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Add a smiley face at the end so they know you’re a considerate person

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But don’t say that you’re broke. You need a growth mindset. You’re rich you will be just watch. You’re thoughts become your words, your words become your actions, and the sum of your actions become your life so be careful how you think

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LMFAOAO

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10/10

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I’d hire you ngl

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Make sure to add this 🥺🙏🏾🧎‍♀️ and you’re good!👍

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10 / 10 would hire 😎

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Add a picture of the dog to make them feel bad

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i’d hire u

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10/10

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I love it

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id hire u personally

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I genuinely can’t even tell if this post & the comment responses are all satire

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I’d hire you immediately

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how you broke but have a dog??

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