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why do people squat over the toilet instead of just putting toilet paper on it? squatting is so much effort
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Anonymous 12h

it's the only way to prevent any skin from touching the seat. even with the paper or seat covers, they rip or move around so you'll probably end up bare ass on the toilet seat. the best strategy is to tear off lots of toilet paper into the toilet first, then pull your pants down and spread your legs as far apart as possible. brace your elbows against your thighs like right above your knees and lean forward, but keep your ass as far back above the toilet as possible.

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Anonymous 12h

trust me it's super fast and easy once you get used to it. I've been doing it for yearssss

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 11h

my ass doesn’t touch the seat when I cover it in toilet paper how much are you moving around 😭

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 10h

I was just tryna help damn ☠️

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 10h

i appreciate it I just thought that was funny 😭

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