Anonymous #1 8w

If my bf is with me, that’s all that matters because i love and cherish him so much. he is the light of my life and i cannot breathe when he is not near

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Anonymous OP 8w

glue urself to him then LMAO

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Anonymous #1 8w

what kind of glue do you think would work best? grizzly glue? or wood glue?

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Anonymous OP 8w

grizzly since u clearly ain’t choosin the bear

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Anonymous #1 8w

I am though! My boyfriend is my big teddy bear!!! My pookie snookie boo bear!

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Anonymous OP 8w

“big” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

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Anonymous OP 8w

is he dusty

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Anonymous #1 8w

well yes! i am a very short girl who is the size of a particle of dust! he’s my big strong warrior who helps me survive!!!

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Anonymous #2 8w

yes! thats how i cuddle with him!!

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Anonymous OP 8w

AWWWWW OMG UWU UWU 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 IM JUST A WITTLE BABY 🥺🥺🥺 IM SO SMOL AND PETITE AND MY BIG FUCKING HUGE ENORMOUS GARGANTUON FE FI FO FUM ASS BOYFRIEND CAN CRUSH ME LIKE A LITTLE GERM UNDER HIS MASSIVE BUM

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Anonymous OP 8w

i’m throwing up i’m throwing up

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Anonymous #1 8w

yes!! you’re finally getting it <3

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Anonymous #1 8w

please don’t speak about my relationship though, he’s my bf and not yours. it makes me uncomfortable for you to fantasize about him like that

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Anonymous OP 8w

fantasizing about him even harder….i am constructing him in my mind. and he is enormous. oh what’s that? a little speck of dust floating away on one of his farts? its so small :( that must be you???

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Anonymous #1 8w

#1 forget about OP and let’s run away together

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Anonymous #2 8w

okay 💝 yay!

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Anonymous #1 8w

that’s really male centered thinking of you though

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Anonymous #1 8w

if you’re jealous you could just say that, he has single friends!!

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Anonymous OP 8w

i’ll make an exception for him <3 (our king!!!)

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Anonymous #1 8w

is it okay if i fart on you though?

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Anonymous OP 8w

i’m gay ://

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Anonymous #2 8w

(groaning deeply) mhm 😼😼

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Anonymous #1 8w

Yeah and? he has single friends !

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