living ur life to the fullest

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Take empty keychains and drop them everywhere with his number on it

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Or write his phone number on the stalls of bathrooms in gay bars. This one is best if he’s homophobic

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you could sign him up for scientology

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Instant mashed potato’s in his pockets

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moving on and not letting him take up any space in your brain

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Cooked noodles on car, take vehicle registration sticker, or dish soap in sprinklers (it kills the grass)

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