They said their lobster was too buttery and their steak too juicy ig
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Anonymous1d
Need me a man who will support my ethically sourced stripping taxidermy rat 😤
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Anonymous20h
pls this is so funny
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Anonymous1d
how is this a real sentence
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Anonymous21h
How will you depict it as stripping?
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Anonymous#11d
I’m a woman with a lot of character ok.
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Anonymous#21d
Like damn can’t handle baddie that wants a taxidermy rat (ethically sourced through research euthenization mind you)
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Anonymous#420h
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AnonymousOP18h
I see the vision, and it’s amazing
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Anonymous#417h
Thank you, my roommate and I are gonna have visitors take pics with it for our photo wall
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AnonymousOP12h
You and your roommate must be platonic soulmates. It’d be even funnier if the photo wall was right behind the rat so that it causes stripper-rat-ception