it’s so funny seeing the difference between cat moms and dog moms bc my bff says everyone in her family takes turns bullying her cat meanwhile if one of us bullies our dogs my mom screams at us and says she’ll kill us 😭😭😭
like every so often i send her a picture of a squirrel and i’m like “i saw this squirrel do a [idiot #2] drill because it saw me… maybe i shouldn’t be here” and she threatens to murder me
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Anonymous1w
every time i introduce my cat i tell people she’s evil and/or and asshole
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Anonymoussissy1w
also if i imply that they’re not very bright she always makes excuses for them like “they’re so smart they’re just tired from having to be smart and helping mama with work all day”
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Anonymous#11w
if i said that about our dogs my mom would actually cut my college funding