
I can guarantee they are all probably virgins, the only reason you try and hook up with someone on an anon website like this is because you are so insecure and afraid of rejection that you don’t want anyone to know anything about you until the deal is hopefully (it never will be) sealed
1 - you already did tell a lie 2 - this is another lie, there’s no shot you just randomly scheduled an std appointment in the last hour because some random person on Yikyak brought it up and you just randomly decided to do it now 3 - I’m really starting to doubt you’ve have sex at all let alone constantly enough to get tested frequently