Anonymous clownhouse 5w

You’re so right I’ll get on that right now

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Anonymous #1 5w

Baby I don’t report anything

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Anonymous OP 5w

Well someone in here is

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Anonymous birthcontrolfairy 5w

OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU

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Anonymous #1 5w

it’s because your comment got -25 downvotes babes , it deletes automatically

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Anonymous witchy_salem 5w

The ones I just put on here literally had nothing and so did someone else’s

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Hot

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BOO

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Anonymous #1 5w

okay idc

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Anonymous witchy_salem 5w

Yeah clearly you don’t care about anything, we know

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Well damn I better up my numbers if he’s going to judge me anyway. Better make it biweekly abortion appointments.

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Anonymous birthcontrolfairy 5w

only biweekly? i was thinking of going monday, Wednesday, friday

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Anonymous witchy_salem 5w

You’re thinking too small, daily at a minimum.

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Anonymous OP 5w

i’m sorry but i get lobotomies at claire’s on tuesdays and thursdays :( i guess i could make it work

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Anonymous witchy_salem 5w

Shit you guys are right. I’ll go on my way to work and then on lunch and again after work and once more before bed. How am I going to fit in all the premarital sex though???

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Anonymous birthcontrolfairy 5w

fuck while in the parking lot of planned parenthood for maximum results

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Anonymous #10 5w

you’re so smart

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Anonymous #10 5w

That’s so smart! That way I can get the abortion right away. I’ll only be like 10 minutes pregnant!

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Anonymous OP 5w

oh no

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Anonymous OP 5w

oh that sucks

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Anonymous witchy_salem 5w

i’ll start giving tarot readings don’t worry

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Anonymous OP 5w

Donating $1 to planned parenthood for every downvote on an anti choice comment on this post!

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Anonymous birthcontrolfairy 5w

Wait that’s so hot I’m gonna do that too

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Anonymous witchy_salem 5w

Okok what do mine say

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Anonymous haunted_house 5w

God anything for you I’m so in love with you -🌒🧡🖤

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Anonymous OP 5w

Y’all are sick in these comments

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Anonymous #1 5w

Can I not love my wife?

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Anonymous OP 5w

Let’s make out

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Anonymous haunted_house 5w

Next summer bb im omw

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Anonymous OP 5w

Sure you can we’re all about love in here right?

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Anonymous OP 5w

you will have a very good 2026 👹☝️

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Anonymous witchy_salem 5w

YAAAY!

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Anonymous witchy_salem 5w

Three way???

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Anonymous #1 5w

You could join if you wanted

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Anonymous #1 5w

i have standards so no, even though you love me and wanna kiss me i’m gonna have to decline ur offer

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Anonymous OP 5w

I’m gonna strap you so good you’re gonna need a silicone abortion my love

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Anonymous haunted_house 5w

YAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!

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Anonymous witchy_salem 5w

Well you could join me and op. I’m not a jealous person

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Anonymous haunted_house 5w

Sick.

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Anonymous #1 5w

Wow and homophobia too

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Ima get pregnant just to send him another one just for you pookie

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Anonymous #1 5w

Baby I’m your worst nightmare 👹 call me sick please it only turns me on. I’m trans AND queer. I get tied up and beat for fun. I have a $200 custom kink hood. Your words do nothing to hurt me and only serve to feed my freak

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Anonymous haunted_house 5w

Have you shown me the hood yet? I don’t think I have pics of the actual hood

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Anonymous haunted_house 5w

Did you know you’re the coolest person to exist? I hope you know that queen 🫶🏻

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Anonymous OP 5w

I have to wait until I get back to show you 💔 it was like an 8 week processing period so

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Anonymous haunted_house 5w

You hate me smh. When do you go back?

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Anonymous #18 5w

Thank you thank you 💚 I love my yikyak pookies

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Anonymous haunted_house 5w

did you draw your emoji ⁉️⁉️😭

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Anonymous haunted_house 5w

Oh really so what was your name before you became a they/them

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Anonymous #1 5w

Ew. Yuck.

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Anonymous OP 5w

Two weeks my queen

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Anonymous witchy_salem 5w

I did not but my friend did 🙂‍↕️

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Anonymous #1 5w

Jokes on you goofball I never changed my name 😘

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Anonymous haunted_house 5w

Diva no!

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Anonymous OP 5w

What’s the matter my love

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Anonymous haunted_house 5w

So long…

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Anonymous OP 5w

Well yes you know I’m long but don’t worry the girth matches

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Anonymous haunted_house 5w

That was kinda hot

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Anonymous haunted_house 5w

Is it like kai or Finn or smth

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Anonymous #1 5w

They lowkey have a mom name (no offense babe)

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Anonymous OP 5w

You’re kinda hot sweetie 😘 I’m working on my comically large weighted aftercare gummy worm so I might call you tomorrow to show you

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Anonymous OP 5w

Hey!!! It was my great grandmothers name thank you very much 🙄

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Anonymous haunted_house 5w

PLEASE DO

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Anonymous haunted_house 5w

And it’s a cutie name smh

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Anonymous OP 5w

Wait are you guys actually together? I feel like I’m evesdropping in on your conversation or something even tho it’s yikyak but now I’m actually curious 😭

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Anonymous #5 5w

We’re best friends LMAO

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Anonymous OP 5w

Uh huh.. (im half kidding)

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Anonymous #5 5w

No they’re just sharing in the delusions

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Anonymous #5 5w

We’re besties but she lives too far away 🙄 in another life we’re lovers in a cottage on the hillside

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Anonymous haunted_house 5w

I’ll see you in June? Yay?

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Anonymous #1 5w

You can share in my delusion This can be me and you

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Anonymous 78raccoon 5w

YURI!!!!!

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Anonymous OP 5w

I have yaoi but I save that for when men come on here

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Anonymous #1 5w

In my delusion we’re men bc I like penis 🎶A WHOLE NEW WORLDDDDDDDDDD🎶

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Anonymous OP 5w

Waiting patiently for June 💚 I’ll get you a trinket when I’m in Nepal too

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Anonymous 78raccoon 5w

You know what’s ironic about this? You won’t be getting pregnant in this type of relationship so why is this of any concern to you

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Anonymous #1 5w

I’ll get them pregnant (I’m an alpha and they’re an omega)

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Anonymous #1 5w

You know what’s ironic about this? It’s our bodies not yours, you can choose to not have an abortion so why’s this of any concern to you

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Anonymous #1 5w

Men can get pregnant

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Anonymous #1 5w

You’re a boybortion denier too? 🙄 the alphas aren’t gonna be pleased with you

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Anonymous #1 5w

do you wanna know a fun fact about hyenas

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Anonymous #1 5w

I don’t want kids as a cis woman, so if I get pregnant then I’ll just abort

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Anonymous witchy_salem 5w

Wait yes pls I love fun facts

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Anonymous OP 5w

We’re all omegas in your pack taking your thick knot Then once we’re full of your litter We will abort the fetuses

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Anonymous witchy_salem 5w

If they don’t wanna hear it, I do

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Anonymous #18 5w

Because as someone who values motherhood and the gift of reproduction, carelessly killing babies is not something I care about changing

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Anonymous #1 5w

What if I don’t value motherhood?

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Anonymous #1 5w

You know what’s crazy, I’m infertile. I want kids more than anything but I don’t have that choice. I don’t want that choice taken from other women like it was taken from me.

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Anonymous 78raccoon 5w

No they can’t.

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Anonymous #1 5w

okay but do you wanna hear a fun fact about hyenas

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Anonymous #1 5w

But abortion isn’t killing babies, it’s just removing a fetus from the uterus

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Anonymous #18 5w

Exactly we eat calamari all the time

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Anonymous 78raccoon 5w

Or just don’t carelessly sleep around and act like you’re surprised that you got pregnant

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Anonymous #1 5w

Oh for fucks sake, you’re definitely a man infiltrating girltalk with that stupid ass line

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Anonymous #1 5w

okay i’m gonna tell you a fun fact

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Anonymous #1 5w

Would it be a fun time to tell you I’m a Christian in a relationship of one year with a Catholic man?

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Anonymous #1 5w

Shoutout to #1 for being the biggest fundraiser for planned parenthood! They’ve collected over 100 downvotes!

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Anonymous 78raccoon 5w

Yeah clearly you don’t that’s very sad. Your mother carried you for nine months and brought you into this world do you not find that beautiful in any way

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Anonymous #1 5w

My mother is abusive So no

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Anonymous #1 5w

Yknow most people here probably never had an abortion right, it’s for the choice to make that decision if something happens and it comes down to that

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Anonymous #1 5w

did you know hyenas give birth through a narrow clitoris, which is shaped like a penis. the clitoris ruptures during birth to allow the cubs to pass through, and it can take weeks to heal but since it's only like an inch wide the cubs usually suffocate or the female dies during birth. it is considered one of the most painful births in the animal kingdom. i bet they wish they could abort their babies

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Anonymous OP 5w

Doesn’t even make sense. Adopt, especially since you pointed out everything about the foster care system

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Anonymous witchy_salem 5w

Beautiful Amazing actually Gods creation at its finest

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Anonymous #1 5w

don’t even get me started on PORCUPINES, if the babies aren’t positioned correctly the quills can cause tears internally during birth

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Anonymous #18 5w

That are alive and have a heartbeat and would be otherwise find if not tampered with

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Anonymous witchy_salem 5w

Most animals eat their babies too

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Anonymous #1 5w

What if the baby is born w/o a brain if not tampered with?

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Anonymous 78raccoon 5w

i do that as well 🤭 scrumdiddlyumptious

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Anonymous witchy_salem 5w

Nom nom nom

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Anonymous #18 5w

Oh but anyone can be a “woman” nowadays right??

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Anonymous witchy_salem 5w

The younger the meat the more tender the cut 🤤

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Anonymous 78raccoon 5w

Abusive as in was unsupportive of you killing babies and “switching genders” or actually abusive

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Anonymous #1 5w

i declare you to be not a person

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Anonymous #1 5w

Man my momma beat me, you gonna try and tell me she wasn’t abusive too?

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Anonymous #1 5w

What did you think of my fun fact?

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Anonymous 78raccoon 5w

This is all making me think of this 😭 Iykyk

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Anonymous 78raccoon 5w

Then it’s still a baby and alive and should be cared for?

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Anonymous #1 5w

It’s not alive until the fetus has been expelled through the birth canal

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Anonymous #1 5w

this is a mantis shrimp! they have the strongest punch in the animal kingdom, their punches are about the same speed as a bullet and a force 2,500 times their own weight. if a human had the same speed/strength, a single punch could break a steel wall.

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Anonymous haunted_house 5w

That is disgusting.

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Anonymous #1 5w

No Uh those babies die like a week out of the womb it’s called Anencephaly

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Anonymous #18 5w

Well did you deserve it

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Anonymous witchy_salem 5w

if i had the same speed/strength, i’d do DIY abortions

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Anonymous #1 5w

Are you asking if a child deserved to be beat?

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Anonymous #1 5w

and i’d test my new strength on you

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Anonymous #1 5w

👁️👄👁️

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Anonymous #1 5w

What the actual fuck kind of question is that?! Are you really blaming children for being abused now? Way to prove you don’t give a single shit about kids dude

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Anonymous #1 5w

I’m a cis woman Also my mom is abusive bc she is just a maniac. She’s a boy mom too It’s bc I have a vagina ironically

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Anonymous #1 5w

Why do prolife people care so much more about the unborn than the born

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Anonymous #1 5w

My mom said they should move me out to a small country in Europe w them so they can have me get pregnant by locals and get paid by the government to have babies to boost the population My mom wanted to use me as a breeding cow

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Anonymous #1 5w

i thought you cared about kids huh? where’d that energy go??? oh yeah that’s right, you act holier than thou about babies but as soon as they’re born you couldn’t give a shit about them. your “concern” is performative and stupid

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Anonymous #5 5w

Because it’s just a moral grand stand. As a Christian no one actually does anything bc it’s kind they do it bc they think it makes them look like a good Christian

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Anonymous 78raccoon 5w

But I also believe that a lot of them really genuinely do think they’re morally better than everyone else

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Anonymous #5 5w

Oh yeah that’s 100% part of the ‘good Christian complex” “I do X so I am a good Christian so I’m a good person.”

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Anonymous 78raccoon 5w

K then why does it matter to you? Let them pass away naturally.

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Anonymous OP 5w

I mean define “beating” like what are we talking here

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Anonymous #1 5w

Because a woman had to give birth to something w no brain? Do you know what happens to something when it does have a brain?

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Anonymous #1 5w

Fucking any form of hitting a child???

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Anonymous 78raccoon 5w

I’d do it

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Anonymous #1 5w

I hope to god you never have children

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Anonymous #10 5w

I’m not saying kids should be beaten I just think the term abusive gets tossed around too much

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Anonymous #1 5w

What if my mom broke a wooden spoon on me?

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Anonymous #1 5w

i wonder if they can do a late term abortion on you

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Anonymous #1 5w

I think even more prolife people could agree that if a baby doesn’t have a brain, abortions are also medically performed for things like that when it has no chance at survival

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Anonymous #10 5w

Let’s call planned parenthood

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Anonymous #5 5w

I think my pastor dad would even agree that that one makes sense to him

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Anonymous #1 5w

Actually nasty behavior bro. You can’t be fucking serious right now trying to diminish and justify abuse. Actual conscious autonomous children that you’re arguing to physically assault for no reason

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Anonymous 78raccoon 5w

got them on speed dial for special occasions

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Anonymous OP 5w

Back in the day parents used to be able to give their kids a spanking now everybody’s soft about it

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Anonymous #18 5w

Best believe we will be popping babies out left and right the second I’m married

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Anonymous #1 5w

back in the day? are we fucking 85 years old?

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Anonymous #1 5w

and that’s ur choice babes idgaf about your breeding fantasy

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Anonymous haunted_house 5w

“The word abuse is thrown around too much?” Just like my new paddle ball game

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Anonymous #1 5w

Because it is physically and mentally detrimental to a child 😭 you absolutely obliterate their development and cause irreparable trauma by beating your child. Have you ever used your brain before?

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Anonymous 78raccoon 5w

That is abuse I’m not saying it’s not but when ppl are like “my mom was so abusive she told me I had to suck it up and clean my room and then she spanked me when I didn’t listen” cmon now

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Anonymous #1 5w

You think if I dry roast fetuses and powder them I can also make firework baby poppers? I want to pop babies too

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Anonymous #1 5w

Okay did I say that? Someone doesn’t have their listening ears on

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Anonymous 78raccoon 5w

i think freeze drying will give them a more powdery effect when they hit through or if you use a dehydrator you could make crunchy fidget toys

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Anonymous witchy_salem 5w

the ground*

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Anonymous haunted_house 5w

By spanking them when they do something bad? No they learn how to act then.You don’t gotta beat them across the head with a brick or smth but like cmon

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Anonymous #1 5w

Not at all to the same extent as the others here, but my parents hit me a bit not on the face when I was little. I started hitting them back trying to get away and becoming violent when I wasn’t before. and it made little me think of them as not safe and purposefully not want to be around them. And I started saying this stuff at school. Then they stopped and I was good

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Anonymous 78raccoon 5w

I actually gave you the validation you were searching for hon

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Anonymous #1 5w

Oh really? Because my cock is hard and dry rn

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Anonymous #1 5w

Yes you troglodyte 😭 you are not teaching children to behave. You are teaching them to be scared of the people that are supposed to protect and support them and teaching them that it’s okay to physically assault others when upset. It’s terrible for child development

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Anonymous #1 5w

but wasn’t it you who had their comments deleted but came back to bitch and moan and beg for more attention? 🤔🤔🤔

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Anonymous witchy_salem 5w

She sure loves moaning

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Anonymous #5 5w

yknow how little kids hit other kids if they take their toy or something. I really think it can start or strengthen that and that can last into adulthood to hit their spouse or something. Not always obviously but that’s one way it could go

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Anonymous #5 5w

Like if someone makes me mad or does something wrong they will learn by hitting them. Why would that be ok to do to a child and not an adult

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Anonymous #5 5w

Exactly the whole point is to show that your parents aren’t your friends and don’t cross the boundaries. Again I’m not condoning actual abuse but if it’s like for their own good then fine do it

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Anonymous #1 5w

Hey so why is something that would be considered assault if you did it to an adult somehow fine if it’s a child

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Anonymous #1 5w

The nicer someone tells me to do something the more I wanna listen and be like yes ofc I’ll do that rn or yes I’m sorry, if someone yells at me or hurts me for it I wanna be like no fuck you im not gonna do it just to spite you now. I think I also had that same mindset as a kid.

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Anonymous OP 5w

It’s all about what you consider assault and also, if your spouse does something to that extent that they need slapped then you should just remove yourself from that relationship

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Anonymous witchy_salem 5w

I was calling yall out for being one sided and crazy

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Anonymous haunted_house 5w

If you’re going to act like your kids buddy then they’re going to grow up having no authority and think they can get away with anything. Then when they’re older they’ll do something bad and you’ll be actually mad at them and it’ll just ruin the whole relationship this is what happens

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Anonymous #5 5w

Most kids need a stern tone,if the nice thing works it works but it usually doesn’t

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Anonymous #1 5w

Holy shit you really have no idea how to treat a child. You think abortion is bad but you’re condoning being emotionally distant from and physically assaulting kids? Yes hitting your children in any form is abuse brother. You need some anger management for wanting to hit your kids and partner. Work on that emotional maturity dude oh my god

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Anonymous #1 5w

Yknow there’s other ways to enforce respect and authority. Acting like kids who don’t have hands laid on them are gonna do something bad when they get older and all that is a bit insane

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Anonymous #5 5w

If anything kids who have hands laid on them are probably more likely to do something bad

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Anonymous #2 5w

Help

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Anonymous #21 5w

I have had an abortion so i know how how straining and miserable, i agree it’s not a lightheaded thing that happens. it fucks up your body. however it’s dark humor and i can joke about it because ive been through it and i dont mind others joking about it when its done in order to make fun of pro lifers who often thing abortions aren’t absolutely miserable procedures and act like they’re just “tuesday afternoon fun!” , you’re completely valid to be uncomfortable but it’s just how some people cope

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Anonymous #10 5w

i can bet that most of the people here have the same view i have and are only doing this to make fun of pro lifers. yeah maybe it’s “weird” i don’t personally have an issue with it and im not saying i speak for everyone who has had an abortion either. pro lifers treat abortions like it’s a joke and i mostly mock them as playing into their delusions because they sound fucking ridiculous

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