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this is me realizing i always assumed the minions were men and didn’t think twice about it
Naturally, the minions must reproduce asexually. They are already blob-shaped. So I can only imagine them reproducing through binary fission.
do you think they reproduce asexually and that’s why some have one eye and some have two? maybe the second eye is the first step of their mitosis
Oh I read that wrong and got real pissed but amen
Real
I don’t think they reproduce I think they just are, since they’re immortal and there’s still only like 300 minions
In the minions movie it looked like their numbers were stagnant. They don’t die and they don’t reproduce
Ur so right