
Whenever someone starts getting too close or taking too many steps forward, start taking steps backward. It’s always fun to see how long it takes them to notice. The best is when you just keep taking steps backwards, and they just keep taking steps forward. Like, we’re about to walk out of this building together, bud.
I had some lady’s head in my ass the other day and kicked the shelf and she fucked off real quick. I have not patience for people who lack spatial awareness with other people just say excuse me and I’ll move when I’m done grabbing what’s in front of me (I was there for like a whole 3 seconds and she damn near hit me with her cart too) I’ve bitten family members for unwanted touching when I’ve told them to stop repeatedly as well. I’m an asshole who wants my personal space