Someday when you work somewhere, there’ll be a ridiculously overweight and very much older man who is ‘very nice’ and greets to everyone and also social, so you’ll think he’s just being nice. It’s very important that you know that he’s really not.
He’ll greet you randomly and god forbid he helps you once (unprompted), he’ll never stop trying to talk to you even if you tell him to not talk to you:)
And you also won’t wanna say anything cuz he’s nice to everyone, right?