later, you have to commit a crime first

320

Steal his transmission, throw laxatives in his pre workout drink, dip his toothbrush in spoiled milk, wash his hunting clothes with scented detergent, take his lug nuts, sell his golf set, put hair dye or nair in his shampoo, spray milk on his curtains, cover his seats in glitter (if not seats then anything with cloth that means something to him)

247

Okay obvi sorry for his loss but I kinda love how everyone just decided to make “hey girly” mandatory at the start of these texts

150

sugar in the gas tank.

123

Nair in the shampoo

64

Revenge time

47

Kill him then everything else later

15

Act like nothing happened and spritz ALL HIS SHIT with milk 🥰

6

commit a crime

4

I just saw someone post the same ss in the asu server 😭

3

girl are you in the north dakota group 😭

1

Steal his microwave plate!

1

This triggers my fight or flight

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