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Girl Talk 14w
I feel like instead of hating Halloween for “devil worshipping,” Christianity should turn its hatred towards Puxatawney Phil who is supposed to be immortal by drinking the elixir of life and is just all knowing about the weather. That is WAYYYYYY scarier
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Anonymous 14w

WAIT HE WHAT

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 14w

So if you look up the legend, Phil lives in a burrow where he drinks the secret elixir of life every year so he can live forever JUST to come out and predict the weather for us

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 14w

How did Phil become sentient with higher thought like humans as to predict the weather? How does he always know (he’s usually wrong) what the weather will be? How does he instinctively know to drink the elixir of life? How does he speak with the top hatted gentlemen who tell us his predictions? We will never know.

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