Anonymous #1 1w

he knew it was my birthday and he knew we’re twins he’s just kinda stupid. he hasn’t met her though so he just hadn’t put any thought into it until now

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Anonymous OP 1w

Ur clearly the brains in ur relationship

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Anonymous #1 1w

Him: I thought everything was okay, I even remembered your birthday and that you have a twin. OP: Thats not enough, you couldn’t piece together that it was sisters birthday too. Him: But what about the house? OP: You can stay on the second floor (no kitchen no living area) and I’ll stay on the first. Him: what about the dog? OP: You can have the right half, I’ll keep the left half.

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Anonymous #1 1w

Him: Where’s this coming from? Everything has been okay. We just planned having children together. OP: yikyak, duh

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