I don't care if it rains or freezes
Long as I've got my plastic Jesus
Sitting on the dashboard of my car
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Anonymous43w
My brother has one because a lady asked him “Do you need a Little Jesus?” And he said “Everyone needs a little Jesus” and she gave him that
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Anonymous43w
your own personal jesus
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Anonymous43w
I’m cackling at the eyebrow + smile combo he looks like he’s awkwardly watching you cry which is so real
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Anonymous43w
why does he look so worried 😭
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Anonymous43w
we have shrine of them at my work (server) because people them to us instead of tips sometimes
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Anonymous43w
plz mail him to me
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Anonymous43w
I’m not religious either but I one time had a person come thru my checkout line and tell me I looked sad, and then she gave me an index card with a hand painted mountain range and a Bible verse about strength on the back. I about cried
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Anonymous43w
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Anonymous43w
Someone left that exact Jesus at my work, we keep him on the earrings fixture. it rotates so when people spin it he spins around lmao
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Anonymous43w
i’m not religious either but little things like this will always mean a lot to me. it’s something about love and community
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Anonymous43w
it looks like its his first job on the day I'm crying why is his smile so unsure
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Anonymous43w
STOP I ALSO GOT THIS EXACT SAME ONE TODAY
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Anonymous43w
That’s so cute! I hope I’m lucky enough to get one eventually :)
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Anonymous43w
omg i love these little guys. i wanna buy a pack and leave them everywhere
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Anonymous43w
I think this is a sign that Jesus love you🥹🥹❤️
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Anonymous42w
OP I got one today, He is so cute! I’m religious myself so it means a lot to me but I’m hoping even if non-Christian people get them, they can at least appreciate the thought behind it!
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Anonymous#543w
Diabolical
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Anonymous43w
:(
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Anonymous43w
I completely agree. It was just the thought for me, because I was pretty sad and it was nice to know someone had noticed
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Anonymous#943w
wait that’s so cute 😭😭
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Anonymous43w
could I have him? I think I need a little guy to help me keep going
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Anonymous#1743w
this is a joke btw I just wish I had one
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Anonymous43w
some of the quotes are nice tbf, even if you aren’t a believer
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Anonymous#1343w
bc people are using the Bible to justify being horrible people
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Anonymous#943w
STOP THATS SO ICONIC
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Anonymous#643w
i’ll send you one pooks 🫶
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Anonymous#1243w
stop that’s so cute
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Anonymous#2143w
Me (I’m agnostic but LOVE studying religion)
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Anonymous#1743w
You’re in luck my friend
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Anonymous#643w
I posted the Walmart thing above but you can also get him on Amazon, and you can even get him raising his hands or w a wrap :D
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Anonymous#543w
Criminally insane bcos from what I’m seeing they’re worth abt $0.30 each
Tipping someone 30 cents is NOT wwjd 🙂↔️
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Anonymous#2043w
Do it!! A pack of 50 is like $15
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Anonymous#2543w
i think i need him to find his way to me by fate
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Anonymous43w
no bc with my thought process, the whole point is to keep passing the dolls on and spreading a good message, so i would probably do the same thing!
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Anonymous42w
Awww :( I can totally see how someone would feel that way. I’m so sorry! I’m glad they were nice about it at least!
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Anonymous42w
That’s true! I’m glad that works out for you :)
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Anonymous#1042w
I do feel conflicted tbh because I get that the people handing them out mean well but not everyone is Christian so it can definitely make people uncomfortable or put off
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Anonymous42w
this is fair and i do agree that it can be odd unsolicited
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Anonymous42w
i don’t mind as much if they just want to hand me a pamphlet or something and move on but the ones who want to TALKKKK for forever make me feel so awkward and kinda guilty 😭😭 like pls i grew up catholic and that’s exactly why i’m not religious anymore, leave me aloneeeee
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Anonymous42w
when i was at tech i got chased down by a mormon trying to give me a pocket bible 😭😭 he was SO offended that i just wanted to get to class
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Anonymous42w
that’s so wild omg
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Anonymous42w
no same. the guy chasing me down literally said “i’m gonna get you” like 😭😭 it was so odd at the time but it’s such a funny story to tell now