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i’m not religious but a client gave this to me at work today and i thought it was so sweet :)
343 upvotes, 54 comments. Sidechat image post by Anonymous in Girl Talk. "i’m not religious but a client gave this to me at work today and i thought it was so sweet :)"
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Anonymous 10w

I don't care if it rains or freezes Long as I've got my plastic Jesus Sitting on the dashboard of my car

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Anonymous 10w

My brother has one because a lady asked him “Do you need a Little Jesus?” And he said “Everyone needs a little Jesus” and she gave him that

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Anonymous 10w

your own personal jesus

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Anonymous 10w

I’m cackling at the eyebrow + smile combo he looks like he’s awkwardly watching you cry which is so real

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Anonymous 10w

why does he look so worried 😭

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Anonymous 10w

we have shrine of them at my work (server) because people them to us instead of tips sometimes

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Anonymous 10w

plz mail him to me

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Anonymous 10w

I’m not religious either but I one time had a person come thru my checkout line and tell me I looked sad, and then she gave me an index card with a hand painted mountain range and a Bible verse about strength on the back. I about cried

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Anonymous 10w
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Anonymous 10w

Someone left that exact Jesus at my work, we keep him on the earrings fixture. it rotates so when people spin it he spins around lmao

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Anonymous 10w

i’m not religious either but little things like this will always mean a lot to me. it’s something about love and community

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Anonymous 10w

Lol I got one too

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Anonymous 10w

it looks like its his first job on the day I'm crying why is his smile so unsure

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Anonymous 10w

STOP I ALSO GOT THIS EXACT SAME ONE TODAY

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Anonymous 10w

That’s so cute! I hope I’m lucky enough to get one eventually :)

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Anonymous 10w

omg i love these little guys. i wanna buy a pack and leave them everywhere

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Anonymous 10w

I think this is a sign that Jesus love you🥹🥹❤️

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Anonymous 10w

OP I got one today, He is so cute! I’m religious myself so it means a lot to me but I’m hoping even if non-Christian people get them, they can at least appreciate the thought behind it!

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Anonymous replying to -> raggoon 10w

purrr

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 10w

imma give him away ngl

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 10w

Diabolical

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 10w

okay for $100

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 10w

i would be LIVID

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 10w

:(

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Anonymous replying to -> #9 10w

LOL

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Anonymous replying to -> #8 10w

IM IN TEARS LMFAOO

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Anonymous replying to -> #10 10w

it’s cute but i will likely give it to someone who would appreciate it more than i do :)

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Anonymous replying to -> #13 10w

idk

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Anonymous replying to -> #14 10w

it’s hard for me to take bible verses seriously bc i don’t believe in anything it says but it’s nice when it’s done respectfully and in the appropriate time/context.

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 10w

I completely agree. It was just the thought for me, because I was pretty sad and it was nice to know someone had noticed

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Anonymous replying to -> #9 10w

wait that’s so cute 😭😭

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 10w

could I have him? I think I need a little guy to help me keep going

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Anonymous replying to -> #17 10w

this is a joke btw I just wish I had one

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 10w

some of the quotes are nice tbf, even if you aren’t a believer

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Anonymous replying to -> #13 10w

bc people are using the Bible to justify being horrible people

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Anonymous replying to -> #9 10w

STOP THATS SO ICONIC

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 10w

i’ll send you one pooks 🫶

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Anonymous replying to -> #12 10w

stop that’s so cute

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Anonymous replying to -> #21 10w

Me (I’m agnostic but LOVE studying religion)

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Anonymous replying to -> #17 10w

You’re in luck my friend

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 10w

I posted the Walmart thing above but you can also get him on Amazon, and you can even get him raising his hands or w a wrap :D

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 10w

Criminally insane bcos from what I’m seeing they’re worth abt $0.30 each Tipping someone 30 cents is NOT wwjd 🙂‍↔️

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Anonymous replying to -> #20 10w

Do it!! A pack of 50 is like $15

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Anonymous replying to -> #25 10w

i think i need him to find his way to me by fate

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Anonymous replying to -> #18 10w

i don’t believe in him so i don’t think he does which is fine! i will be giving this to someone else because i am not religious but the client that gave it to me was very nice about it

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Anonymous replying to -> #21 10w

i’m agnostic and my special interest is greek gods they have a chokehold on me ngl

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Anonymous replying to -> clownhouse 10w

they’re cute but i don’t see the purpose in keeping mine so my brother got it from me bc he’s religious and i’m not so a win is a win perhaps ??? 😭

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Anonymous replying to -> #19 10w

CLOCK IT

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Anonymous replying to -> #16 10w

it’s hard for me to see the meaning bc i don’t believe in god but i can always pass this figure on to someone else esp if it’s not something i need :)

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 10w

no bc with my thought process, the whole point is to keep passing the dolls on and spreading a good message, so i would probably do the same thing!

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Anonymous replying to -> #17 10w

i guess so? idk i just don’t really resonate with the quotes from the bible in general bc i completely removed myself from religion years ago due to trauma but that’s just me tho :)

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Anonymous 10w

it’s okay. i’m much better now that i’m atheist/agnostic and my heart isn’t as full of hate as it used to be. being agnostic/atheist is what’s best for me and i left religion around 5 years ago now! best decision I’ve ever made and it has been peaceful since then. :)

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Anonymous replying to -> #10 10w

it definitely felt a little off putting for me since i don’t think gods in general are real to begin with but the client was nice about it

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 10w

Awww :( I can totally see how someone would feel that way. I’m so sorry! I’m glad they were nice about it at least!

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Anonymous replying to -> #10 10w

definitely more freeing not being religious anymore but everyone is different :)

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 10w

That’s true! I’m glad that works out for you :)

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Anonymous replying to -> #16 10w

to each their own! i just don’t think it’s appropriate to randomly hand out things pertaining to jesus/god/the bible if someone isn’t asking for it :)

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Anonymous replying to -> #10 10w

I do feel conflicted tbh because I get that the people handing them out mean well but not everyone is Christian so it can definitely make people uncomfortable or put off

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Anonymous replying to -> #10 10w

thank you! i grew up christian and at 18 i left religion completely. i’m more into greek gods/goddesses bc they align with my values and morals better. :)

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 10w

this is fair and i do agree that it can be odd unsolicited

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Anonymous replying to -> #16 10w

yeah at least this guy was nice about it but it was definitely awkward and i felt like i couldn’t say no 😭

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 10w

i don’t mind as much if they just want to hand me a pamphlet or something and move on but the ones who want to TALKKKK for forever make me feel so awkward and kinda guilty 😭😭 like pls i grew up catholic and that’s exactly why i’m not religious anymore, leave me aloneeeee

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Anonymous 10w

when i was at tech i got chased down by a mormon trying to give me a pocket bible 😭😭 he was SO offended that i just wanted to get to class

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Anonymous 10w

that’s so wild omg

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Anonymous 10w

no same. the guy chasing me down literally said “i’m gonna get you” like 😭😭 it was so odd at the time but it’s such a funny story to tell now

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