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witchy_salem

 last week there was a christian fellowship giving free baptisms “free in the name of G” in a feeding trough filled with water… they just posted on their Instagram about how many people they saved in time for the rapture tomorrow 💀
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Anonymous 6d

Send them a laughing emoji for me when I still have to go to my cell lab tomorrow! (Before anyone says I’m being mean I’m on a religious campus and no one here believes the rapture is tomorrow)

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Anonymous 6d

Sorry why is the rapture tomorrow????

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Anonymous replying to -> amethyst_popping_bottles 6d

the free baptisms is the same place i tried getting the TV from

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Anonymous replying to -> witchy_salem 6d

Wait I think I missed this lore drop

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Anonymous replying to -> amethyst_popping_bottles 6d

oh my bad 💀💀💀 my friend and I walked past the free baptisms. the people running it kept trying to get me to come join them, and I told them no until they mentioned having a free TV giveaway💀💀

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Anonymous replying to -> witchy_salem 6d

A free tv is a free tv

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 6d

idk i’m not christian 💀 something something jesus told a guy in a vision he was coming either tomorrow or wednesday and half of the Christian Internet is trying to explain why the rapture is tomorrow

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Anonymous replying to -> witchy_salem 6d

I watched a lady crash out about it in a 12 minute TikTok last night

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 6d

As far as I can tell someone pulled that number out of their ass because it’s literally in the BIBLE that we aren’t privy to the exact date (Matthew 24:36 if Google is correct)

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Anonymous replying to -> amethyst_popping_bottles 6d

they did pull the date out of their ass 💀 but something about they’re allowed to know the season / month & someone came up with the date

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Anonymous replying to -> witchy_salem 6d

Even then, if it was “Jesus” that told him, the verse I’m referring to says that not even he knows when the time is, only God. Besides, the whole point of that verse was to tell Christians to always be prepared so it defeats the purpose to tell some random guy even the general time it would happen.

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