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i wish being bloated made my ass fatter instead of my stomach
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Anonymous 9w

STEM ladies, we have a new mission for you

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Anonymous 9w

My boobs too 😂

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Anonymous 9w

My entire mood depends on if I’m bloated or not

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Anonymous 9w

NO DEAD ASS. Bc why do I feel like a middle aged dad who drinks beer everyday after work 🫩

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Anonymous 9w

i pretend it does

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Anonymous 9w

Or my biceps 🤤

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Anonymous 9w

Dude 😭😭 “yeah my ass is fat rn, gonna have gas chamber level farts later”

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Anonymous 9w

REAL

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Anonymous 9w

Ive realized dairy does it to me😭

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Anonymous 9w

😂😂😂😂

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Anonymous 9w

I manifest my bloating into my ass 🧘‍♂️

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Anonymous 9w

So fucking real

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Anonymous 9w

nah fr

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Anonymous 9w

literally, ass and boobs, I would LOVE if I could send my bloating there

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Anonymous 9w

Me too girl

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Anonymous 9w

Umm haters?? I love seeing that stuff personally ☺️

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Anonymous 9w

Waking up and already feeling bloated is top 10 day ruiners. Like…. How

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Anonymous 9w

Ngl a lot of guys (including myself I’m self reporting here) actually think it’s cute when girls are a bit bloated. Don’t be insecure about it.

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Anonymous 9w

id be walking around like timmy thicc

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Anonymous 9w

I literally had this exact thought today

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Anonymous 9w

real shit

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Anonymous 9w

so real

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Anonymous 9w

brooooo literally

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Anonymous 9w

OHHH this right here 🙂‍↕️

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Anonymous 9w

and you know what hell yeah

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Anonymous 9w

As an IBS girlie, if bloating went to my ass or boobs I’d quite my day job and make bank as a model 😭

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Anonymous 9w

i wish it would make my balls bigger🫩

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Anonymous 9w

So real

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Anonymous 9w

“bloated” ur jus fat bro

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Anonymous replying to -> dawn_musical_note78 9w

no same

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Anonymous 9w

#whatdatmean

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Anonymous replying to -> #8 9w

This.

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Anonymous 9w

Right but how can that be a fetish? Yo soy muy confused

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Anonymous 9w

ball knower

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Anonymous replying to -> #26 9w

😂😂

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Anonymous replying to -> #26 9w

dumbass doesn’t know the difference between bloat and fat 🤣

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 9w

They will get bigger

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Anonymous replying to -> #26 9w

deadass bloating don’t exist if ur lean enough

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Anonymous replying to -> #30 9w

this is simply just not true lol. bloat doesn’t depend on how much/little body fat you have

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 9w

literally just do some research on it. “bloating” is barely real and would make an unnoticeable difference if you were just LEAN

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Anonymous replying to -> #30 9w

To the outside perspective yes it can be “unnoticeable” appearance wise but no matter your size you feel the discomfort of bloating (coming from a twig who will get uncomfortably bloated and it doesn’t look bad but I sure as hell cannot bend over)

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Anonymous replying to -> #18 9w

ok so don’t do things that will make you bloat? if you really care that much about it then eat well, don’t smoke or drink and wabam you won’t have a problem anymore

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Anonymous replying to -> #30 9w

Unfortunately, that is not always the case. A lot of bloating can come from the gut microbiome, food intolerances, or (in my case) gastrointestinal conditions. I’m not a drinker and I eat pretty clean but bloating is still a persistent issue. Ironically a lot of vegetables can make you bloated due to the fiber. If you’re interested I can link you some articles

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Anonymous replying to -> #30 9w

??? It’s not like I constantly bloat. This is coming from someone who eats healthy, doesn’t smoke, drinks socially and exercises. I bloat on these occasions: I eat alot of food (payoff for feeling great otherwise) I’m gassy from acidic food or mysterious cause (I have a reactive stomach) or because my period is about to start

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Anonymous replying to -> #25 9w

ball haver

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Anonymous replying to -> #30 9w

you’re a bit slow

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Anonymous replying to -> #27 9w

esp during second puberty lmao i was like why are my shirts tighter💔

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Anonymous replying to -> #37 9w

so when does that happen bc i’m literally built like this |

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Anonymous replying to -> #38 9w

its supposed to happen in your early to mid twenties but im going thru it at 19🥀

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Anonymous replying to -> #37 9w

i’m 21, i shall keep my hopes up 🥲

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