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Bro I'm at college and I think I left my retainer somewhere in my room so my mom's looking for it for me. She's going to find all seven of my vibrators probably. There's nothing I can do ab it.
73 upvotes, 6 comments. Sidechat image post by Anonymous in Girl Talk. "Bro I'm at college and I think I left my retainer somewhere in my room so my mom's looking for it for me. She's going to find all seven of my vibrators probably. There's nothing I can do ab it."
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Anonymous 10w

Just say you found it and then when u go home u can look for it? Also damn girl SEVEN??😭

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Anonymous 10w

Lmaao imagine the retainer pops up in ur dorm and she searched your stuff for nothing.

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Anonymous 10w

My worst fear is dying and my boyfriend forgets to throw away my toys before my family collects my things 🫠

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Anonymous 10w

Same thing happened to me but she found my stash of surfsides that I was hiding for thanksgiving break

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Anonymous 10w

That’s why you were ment to bring them (the vibes) with to college duh

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Anonymous 10w

been there 😆😆….

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 10w

this reminded me that I have like 4 alcohol bottles hidden away in there too

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 10w

i like to experiment 🙂

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