i’m actually crying i’m so sorry this happened to you but this is the funniest text i’ve ever seen

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it’s giving “i was thinking of you the whole time” 😭

504

still smelling bs

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"shes in an open relationship so chill" ARE YOU?????????

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this message is wild. I can relate bc my cousin sent me the “hey girly” text about my ex being on tinder while we were still together. i got it in the bathroom literally 5 mins before clocking in to work 💀we were together for 2 and a half years, it’s been 1 yr no contact. he immediately showed who he was bc he had a hickey 1 week later and was buying pregnancy tests. if this is real. LEAVE THAT MAN.

267

My god if your gonna lie at least make it a good one

185

they got hot fast and I went to go see them alone even though I was scouting for a threesome … dump him or keep us out of it

157

Let me go pick you up from the hospital since this man thinks you were born yesterday 😭😭😭

134

"Lol I'm an Aries we love the adrenaline." Lol it's not my fault. It's my zodiac sign. That's why I cheated on you. The coup de grâce tho ... "If you actually love me, you're not gonna turn this into a toxic drama" If you react poorly to me cheating on you, it's your fault for not loving a cheater enough. It doesn't get more textbook manipulation, blame shifting, and minimizing than that.

133

this is actually fully insane girl who tf is this clown 😭

107

Oh my god he’s stupid as hell

106

Ex boyfriend u mean..?

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oh FUCKKKKKKKKK no

70

he’s like actually stupid

64

Droooopppp hiiim

46

Kill him. I’m jp but like genuinely let his ass go and make him feel stupid. Like make him feel like an idiot for thinking he was “smart” and wanting to try new things without consulting you😂 he’s a fucking loser so he should definitely feel like one

46

“she’s in an open relationship so chill, it’s not a big deal” BOY YOU’RE NOT IN AN OPEN RELATIONSHIP

45

Holy fuck. Never respond. Block, block, block, block, fuck that!

42

Declare war on him

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narcissism at its finest

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Girl Ts gotta be fake 😭😭😭 IM CRINEEEE. Js leave his goofy ahh

30

He’s such a loser

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I’d crawl out my skin wtf 😩

25

i was okay with it but then i kept reading

22

never trust a man who types “cos” instead of “cuz”

15

I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time, I’m so sorry op😭✋

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you don’t have to turn this into “toxic drama” 🙄 but you certainly can go ghost and never speak to him again!

12

LEAVE HIS LOSER ASS

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I don’t wanna read past the 2nd sentence he sounds like a dork and kinda narcissistic

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I dont believe that this is real

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😐😑😐

5

LMAOOOOO

4

……?

4

Bro just mad he got caught for being a cheater

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hopefully that’s not ur bf anymore…

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Yall gullible asf. This sounds fake she prolly sent the message to herself

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