Saw someone call a penis a “meat worm” once. So… that. Don’t do that.

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Honestly I don’t like when people use ~ like half a million times

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Mum

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Weirdly enough I’m perfectly happy with cunt, but pussy puts me off. For some reason it just strikes me as childish. Or when they refer to it as ‘hungry’ like WHAT. brother it doesn’t have a personality stooooop

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a lot of them pop up in smut a lot: gummy walls, wanton (especially if the author spells it like wonton), cunny, kissing her cervix, I’m blanking on some

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I also hate when authors compare smut to animal behavior… like a bitch in heat, “sniffing at her cunt like a dog” is also pretty bad. obviously this is different if they’re writing about some sort of animal or hybrid AU, or maybe in the omegaverse, but when writing smut about plain human characters using these phrases just sounds weird

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Other ones I: MAW, calling a vagina hungry or greedy, when the partner refers to their partner’s vagina as “she” or “her” ie “she’s taking me so well” … and honestly overly graphic descriptions of bodily fluids. especially spit that just grosses me out, especially when it isn’t tagged

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