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You get drunk and think about your ex. I get drunk and think about North America’s only marsupial. We are not the same
706 upvotes, 7 comments. Sidechat image post by Anonymous in Environmental Baddies. "You get drunk and think about your ex. I get drunk and think about North America’s only marsupial. We are not the same"
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Anonymous 4w

We ARE the same because this IS my ex

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Anonymous 4w

hell yeah

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Anonymous 3w

I get drunk and hold lectures about the Peloponnesian War that my whole section of the bar and the bartender end up really invested in lol

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Anonymous 3w

Listen…. i’m not saying that if I find an orphaned baby I’m gonna take it, but I’m also not not saying that…

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Anonymous 3w

I can’t tell you how many times I’ve done that exact thing

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 3w

No game warden, I don’t know how that baby possum got in my pocket

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 3w

Evening officer, no no, I’m just wandering around the woods in a fuzzy kangaroo pouch hoodie saying “pspspspsp” because it’s fun

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