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We ARE the same because this IS my ex
hell yeah
I get drunk and hold lectures about the Peloponnesian War that my whole section of the bar and the bartender end up really invested in lol
Listen…. i’m not saying that if I find an orphaned baby I’m gonna take it, but I’m also not not saying that…
I can’t tell you how many times I’ve done that exact thing
No game warden, I don’t know how that baby possum got in my pocket
Evening officer, no no, I’m just wandering around the woods in a fuzzy kangaroo pouch hoodie saying “pspspspsp” because it’s fun