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Went to buy my first vibrator at Target. Self checkout was not working. The cashier asked me if I had any fun plans for the weekend and I blushed and looked at the box and then back at him and said “yeah, something like that”😭 We were both dying.
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Anonymous 7w

same thing for me when i bought condoms, “got any plans this weekend?” “not really,” “you sure, kinda looks like you do.” people have way to much confidence sometimes😭

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Anonymous 7w

I bought spicy cubes (male and female) and the checkout guy said “aye have a good night” and winked at me. I was so beyond uncomfortable I didn’t use them for like a week

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Anonymous 7w

If I worked there id be so excited to be able to fuck with people buying sex stuff. It’s so funny

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Anonymous 7w

Funny asl

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Anonymous 7w

Love going to winco bc i can buy condoms and go to self check out

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Anonymous 6w

DoorDash it next time

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Anonymous 6w

Something similarhappened to me when I bought a vibrator at target for my gf

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Anonymous 6w

for buying toys yall gotta get on bellessa boutique online. that shit is worth every cent and unmatched i cannot even begin to tell you

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Anonymous 6w

Reading through these comments reminds me of this one time I went into a gas station with this guy and he was in sweats and I was wearing a bar outfit cause I just left a bar he picked me up from and when we were done checking out he slides the condoms on the counter toward us and says “You guys have a FUN night” I was mortified

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 7w

I think it’s something that helps them get through the day

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Anonymous 7w

It’s to enhance sex hormones and pleasure

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 6w

That’s why I be buying that shit at dollar general, they see enough shit in a day there. No way they’re asking anything about that stuff.

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Anonymous replying to -> #10 6w

Someone doordashed a vibrator once and this poor guy that picked it up had to come through my lane with it it was so funny

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Anonymous replying to -> #10 6w

I was 16 and my parents were strict. I had to pay in cash and drive myself secretly. My mom has Life360 and noticed I was there so she called me right after asking me why I had gone there.

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 6w

And you’re like, well the Starbucks in this target has the best ice

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Anonymous replying to -> #10 6w

No. Because my mom doesn’t like Target’s politics and we never shop there. It was weird for that reason.

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Anonymous replying to -> #12 6w

Lmao. I’m so sorry.

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 6w

W mom for not liking targets politics and boycotting them though

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Anonymous replying to -> #13 6w

I don’t either. I only went there for the vibrator I wanted. It was the only place I could get it.

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Anonymous replying to -> #15 6w

I was 16 and my mom could see all transactions with my card. It wasn’t an option😅

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 6w

Method is you get a visa gift card for the amount you need and pay with that

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Anonymous replying to -> squirming_worm 6w

See, I wish that would’ve popped up when I was doing my research. Oh well🤷🏻‍♀️

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Anonymous 6w

LMFAOOOO

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