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Dungeons & Dragons 5w
When your DM pisses you off out of game so you have to derail his session by planting the contents of 5 bags of beans one at a time. He shouldn’t have said we can find ANY magic item rare or lower at the local magic shop. 🤷‍♀️
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Anonymous 5w

What does that mean?

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Anonymous 5w

Bro what did he do? 😭

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 5w

There’s a magic item called a Bag of Beans, and you roll on a table and they turn into weird shit when you plant them. So as punishment for his sins, I’m gonna not do the dungeon he prepped and instead we’re all gonna spend the session planting beans and making him run that chaos.

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 5w

Sounds great, I encourage violence

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 5w

Started fucking one of our players while his wife (also a player) was across the country taking care of her dying mother 😀 they’re open so it wasn’t cheating but it was still shitty

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 5w

Yes, become gardeners of chaos!

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