“Ah my best friend was executed? Makes sense. My dad is sick with a deadly disease? That tracks. My sister is a monster now and we didn’t even win the battle because you kept rolling nat 20s? Yeah okay. The group is slightly splitting into two because we have different goals? Great work on that I suppose.” But hey it’s fun

5

Mine gave our friend a cursed item bc he complained too much when they were playing a card game lmao

2