
You can take my backup character because I’m convinced my squishy wizard can’t die at this point: orc monk, raised in a human monastery, they named him Bastian. he outgrew the human monastery very quickly and constantly has Loony Tunes style slapstick accidents (i.e. sat on a bench in the cafeteria and the entire other side of the bench tipped off the ground and everyone slid into him). accidentally found a cursed relic in the monastery and a demonic entity attached itself into Bastian’s arm, so