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hazels_nuts

 One time my character got bred by demons. I left the table.
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Just remembering that one time I played a tiefling bard girlie and literally in our very first session I rolled 2 nat 20s and seduced the innkeeper‘s daughter and my dm was so mad about it that he had me take damage from rough sex lmao
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Anonymous 2w

My character one got plasmoid chlamydia from a plasmoid brothel lol

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Anonymous 2w

Insaneeeee

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Anonymous 2w

Wtf

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Anonymous 2w

I usually play male bards. If that happened to my character, I’d honestly take it as a sign that I need to play a paladin on the next game

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Anonymous 1w

only appropriate reaction tbh that crosses a major line

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 2w

Yeah dude

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 2w

Bard: *rolls to seduce the monster* *nat 20* DM: Congrats Bard: 🎉 DM: You’re pregnant Bard: 🫃

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