Dungeons & Dragons on Sidechat | Fantasy racism is wild cuz wdym this sentient dwarven warhammer can only speak to my goliath because he learned giant in order to be more effective in his racism? And how are they lowkey besties rn?

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Fantasy racism is wild cuz wdym this sentient dwarven warhammer can only speak to my goliath because he learned giant in order to be more effective in his racism? And how are they lowkey besties rn?

Anonymous 8w

“How do you feel about dwarves?” “Sure. Big fan. One of my lifelong besties is a dwarf.” “I’ve killed giants, does that bother you?” “Man I’ve killed so many people. Love is love, murder is murder, I don’t care. Are you gonna curse me if I attune to you?”

Anonymous 7w

Tangentially related, to this day my favorite magic item I’ve ever had for one of my characters is a sentient liquid metal breastplate named Riginald.

Anonymous 8w

This is only slightly related but I LOVE talking weapons. I once found a sword that was scared of blood (I think it basically refused to hit anything that bled but did bonus damage onto incorporeal creatures or things that didn’t bleed) but I would just chit chat with her the whole session. Named her Martha because she said she had never gotten a name. One of my favorite magical items ever

Anonymous

#1 8w

Aww 😭❤️ obsessed with Martha, what a darling 🥲 also yesss if your weapon talks, you gotta become besties, I mean, that’s a wonderful ally, you gotta treat em right

Anonymous

#2 7w

*Reginald