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This would be me 100%
93 upvotes, 8 comments. Sidechat image post by mother_russia in Dungeons & Dragons. "This would be me 100%"
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Anonymous 17w

i did this! i bought a cherry set, i spent half the night going on and on about how they where this really old set of red glass dice and that’s why they where crumbling a bit. and then, i rolled a one and put it in my mouth and audibly crunched it. my friends (still thinking it was glass) where horrified, especially when the red stained saliva from the cherry started dripping out of my mouth as i tried not to bust out laughing. 10/10 would recomend

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Anonymous 17w

I want to invest in dice molds so I can make my own

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Anonymous 17w

I did similar! I brought a sugar cube and just put it in my tray, rolled a plain white d20 (actually passed the check, pretended I didn’t) “FUCK!” Put dice in mouth. CRUNCH. Panic ensued. I’m the type to do that sort of thing, and the looks on people’s faces were priceless.

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Anonymous 16w

I did this but with a chocolate rock. “This rock smells kinda good. Lemme just-“ CRUNCH Irreplaceable horror on my friend’s face

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 17w

Do it

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 17w

That’s so die-abolical 😂

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Anonymous replying to -> ithecaptain 17w

By dice I meant the sugar cube, passed a slight of hand check irl lmao

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Anonymous 17w

Ope shit- thanks🫶

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 16w

YES OMG

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Anonymous replying to -> mother_russia 16w

The chocolate breaking made that *PLOCK* noise that happens when you bite a big piece of chocolate and he thought I broke a tooth

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