BREAKING NEWS: I MADE GOD’S CHOSEN BROWNIES AND NONE OF YALL HERETIC SINNERS CAN GET ANY HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
(80cal per square
11g protein per square)
Even Jesus Christ was only 5’1”. It is only befitting that a holy brownie gets a holy height
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Anonymous#220h
I won’t give away the holy scriptures THAT easily. I need you to earn it; name these brownies as your one and only salvation within this material world and you shall be blessed.
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AnonymousOP20h
I denounce all previous allegiance to any deity and hereby proclaim my undying and forevermore devotion to these brownies. To these brownies I allow my soul to be saved by now please bless me oh ur holy browniness