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I really need to masturbate, but there are too many people in my house

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Anonymous 12h

Just let it rip

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Anonymous 12h

If someone walks in on you straight jorking it, it might look bad for you, but if you just keep doing it they have to go away, because otherwise it starts to look bad for them, cause like, they’re just looking at some dude jorking it. It’s not like he’s gonna stop or anything so might as well skedaddle

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Anonymous

#2 12h

no one would walk in one me, our walls are just so fucking thin.

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Anonymous

OP 12h

Are you like narrating it?

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Anonymous

#2 12h

wym narrating it?

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Anonymous

OP 12h

I mean like a sports commentator

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Anonymous

#2 12h

I mean narrating what??

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Anonymous

OP 12h

The jorking

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Anonymous

#2 12h

um…if you mean talk myself through it, then yes

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Anonymous

OP 12h

That’s honestly funnier than what I was imagining

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Anonymous

#2 12h

what were you imagining?

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Anonymous

OP 12h

Like I said, real time live commentary like you’re watching a football game

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Anonymous

#2 12h

okay? I’m so confused

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Anonymous

OP 12h

I’m not beating around the bush here or anything, just like how you, evidently, are also not beating it

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Anonymous

#2 12h

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