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fuck lemons, life be throwing watermelons at a bitch tbh
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Anonymous 6w

watermelon tastes better than lemons tho + can be shared. we got this fren šŸ«‚

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Anonymous 6w

You get melons from life? I feel like Iā€™m playing dodgeball with steel cannonballs that I canā€™t throw back šŸ˜­

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Anonymous 6w

Yes because wdym my car broke down completely a week before I have to drive to school

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Anonymous 6w

What about the lemon grenades that could possibly be made?

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Anonymous 6w

Real honestly

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Anonymous 6w

*bricks

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Anonymous 6w

Watermelon is said to be a natural viagra

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Anonymous 6w

Watermelon sorbet is so tasty tho. Make that

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Anonymous 6w

This feels like a metaphor ā€œlife may throw watermelons instead of lemons, and although it may hurt more, it is sweeter no?ā€

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Anonymous 6w

Make us all some margs!

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Anonymous 6w

Make some watermelade

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 6w

šŸ«¶šŸ¼šŸ«¶šŸ¼

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 6w

No fr because why is my car suddenly on its last leg? I spent $800 getting a piece of my engine replaced at the start of summer and now I had to pay another $1000 on my alternator right before schoolšŸ˜­šŸ˜­

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 6w

Yeah my car is fucked , transmission went out. Canā€™t afford a down payment right now , so Iā€™m about to fly back to CO from FL and buy an electric scooter to get to campus and work.

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 6w

Also so sorry this is happening to you, I wish you a safe trip and good luck šŸ’—

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 6w

Holy shit thatā€™s badšŸ˜­

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 6w

Yeah, two mechanic friends of my family have basically said my car is pretty much done and we should just get a new one but neither me or my parents can afford a car payment right now so I guess itā€™s just fingers crossed that everything stays working now

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 6w

Same to you! Safe travels and I hope you get it all worked out!šŸ©·

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 6w

Thank you šŸ„¹ it will work out ! I believe it šŸ’—

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 6w

Iā€™ll have my engineers make a combustible lemon

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Anonymous replying to -> #9 6w

Burn down lifeā€™s house with them lemons

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Anonymous replying to -> #14 6w

My nigga. Shut up.

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Anonymous replying to -> #11 6w

Who came in your cereal this morning?

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