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Our Pasta, who art in a strainer, whole wheat be thy grain. Al-dente done, thy sauce be yum, on top some grated Parmesan. Give us this day our garlic bread, and forgive us our slurping, as we forgive those who talk with mouths full. And lead us not into overdone-ness, but deliver us from mush. For thine is the meatball, the sauce, and the pasta, forever and ever. RAmen.🙏🏻🍝

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I am happy that such a belief is comforting to you though it not my own.

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the flying spaghetti monster loves you. he boiled for your sins. let him cover you in his tomato sauce. may you be touched and held in his warm noodly embrace. ra’men

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Our father who aren’t in heaven, forgotten be thy name. Your kingdom sucks, your will is fucked, and it hurts everyone all the same. Give us a break, from all your crap, and keep your followers at bay as we continue to progress forward without you. Lead us not into deceit, but deliver us from your cult. For you are the deceiver, the abuser, and the tyrant, forever and ever.

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amen :)

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hail satan

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Man yall on some 2013 cornball stuff mentioning the Flying Spaghetti Monster, go back to Reddit dawg

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