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When i wake up in the mornings i probably release like 6 lbs of fart its insane lmao
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Anonymous 1w

Me too sometimes it feels like I’m ripping my hole apart

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Anonymous 1w

Farting while I read this post

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Anonymous 1w

I love trapping my farts in the sheets and sniffing

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Anonymous 1w

my brothers and sisters and siblings in christ what could you Possibly be eating to manifest such gasses

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Anonymous 1w

No seriously I poop like 4 times every morning it’s the best!

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Anonymous 1w

SWEAR

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Anonymous 1w

Y'all are eating too late at night. Prob fat too

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Anonymous 1w

I love shitting multiple times before noon

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Anonymous 1w

Im actually so glad this isnt just a me thing you guys

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Anonymous 1w

I already know this a chick who posted this

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Anonymous 1w

Bro are you my dad? /j

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Anonymous 1w

Me too, I fart so much

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Anonymous 1w

legit question how many times a day do you poop

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Anonymous 1w

Guy or girl? Interested

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 1w

Guys and girls both fart lmao

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 1w

Like once if im lucky 😔

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 1w

I do be eating late at night but its not junk food

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1w

i got downvoted on my og comment but i wasn’t hating its just usually some certain foods do cause us to pass gas more. i was just curious. 😭

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Anonymous 1w

I prefer guys farting

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 1w

Yeah i wasnt offended i guess others were

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Anonymous 1w

You weird ash bruh lmao

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Anonymous 1w

Dude. You deserve to have your internet cut off

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1w

Bro literally 💀 I think I’m broken

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 1w

I love girls farting. Especially in anything shiny. Funaussiecouple latex

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Anonymous replying to -> #14 1w

Okay

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Anonymous replying to -> #9 1w

I have experienced both and it indeed causes mega morning farts 🤝

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 1w

jesus christ dude.

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Anonymous replying to -> #14 1w

Prob ugly and broke

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1w

Farts in ur face a bit

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 1w

Shits in your mouth a bit

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 1w

Every day I’m thankful I never developed such horrible fetishes like farts

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1w

Definitely fat or eating too late then. I know cause I’m on the overweight side too and I shit maybe once a day

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Anonymous 1w

we love cheese

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Anonymous 1w

Omg me 😭 and like carrots and ranch, crackers, frozen mango

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1w

I'm crazy hot and well off ❤️ will fart and shit in face and mouth tho. Right on the money with that one

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Anonymous replying to -> #14 1w

Its not just looks that make you ugly and broke. It can also be personality

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Anonymous replying to -> #17 1w

😭 im not fat what are ya'll even talking about. I just have a slow metabolism but i am very fit lmao

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 1w

Can’t believe I haven’t got any DMs about this. This generation is cooked

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Anonymous 1w

They probably would have said it differently if they meant it that way

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1w

i shit maybe once every week and a half and i’m not fat idk what they talking ab😭

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Anonymous replying to -> #16 1w

manifesting ts fetish for you twin 🥹🥹✌️✌️ expect to be attracted to farts in 4-6 business days

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Anonymous replying to -> #22 1w

Bro this is not okay like seriously

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Anonymous replying to -> #17 1w

I’m not even 200 lbs and I don’t eat after 6pm💀

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 6d

Hey I drank a milkshake immediately before bed and now I'm farting like you❤️

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Anonymous replying to -> #14 6d

Ong fucking nasty women who have egg farts

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Anonymous replying to -> #8 6d

Never said they smelled

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Anonymous replying to -> #8 6d

You're just making up your own fantasies now. Go find another egg fart girl because I am NOT her

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Anonymous replying to -> #14 6d

im crying what the hell is going on 😭😭

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Anonymous replying to -> #20 6d

And what about it 😌

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 4d

Nothing haha I just could tell bc I get that feeling of letting it all go like a bad vibe

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