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if i was a man i would call my dick my slimjim

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Anonymous 4w

If I were a man I’d call my dick Vlad the Impaler, and then whenever I have sex with a girl I’d say “prepare to be impaled” in a Romanian accent before penetration

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Anonymous 4w

Why would u assume ur dick is slim, Thsrs ur type ?😂

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Anonymous 4w

I would get it pierced and call my shi metalhead

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Anonymous

#1 4w

i don’t know i don’t be fucking i’m not really into it. privates are just privates to me. but i think it would be funny to nickname it my slim jim considering the comedic culture surrounding dicks

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Anonymous

#1 4w

just to be completely transparent with you

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