I don’t need any of those things, I just want a girl to cuddle with fr
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Anonymousfirenation1d
Yes
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AnonymousOP1d
Was testing you ya filthy pirate Jesus
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Anonymousfirenation1d
This is so slutty
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Anonymousfirenation1d
I thought we were both vibing with the joke 💔
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AnonymousOP1d
SHAME SHAME SHAME SHAME
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AnonymousOP1d
I didn’t say I’m not going to do it
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Anonymous1d
IDK, because like why would i wanna see that, girls literally dont give a shit
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Anonymousfirenation1d
IM SORRY, IM REALLY VULNERABLE RN
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Anonymousfirenation1d
So its NOT a firm no?
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Anonymous1d
Me and my lady were walking down the beach, told her to look at the water and then I turned and yelled at the bastard jerking off behind a fence, he ran real fast
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AnonymousOP1d
Tbh I do find the duality of the sexes fascinating inasmuch that a surprise titty pic is treated as gold by the receiver but an unsolicited dick pic is revolting to the receiver
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AnonymousOP1d
It’s a consideration.
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AnonymousOP1d
CLOSE YOUR LEGS
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Anonymous#41d
Unless they’re ugly….if Chris hemsworth flashed you, you gonna be mad ?
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Anonymousfirenation1d
CLOSED
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Anonymousfirenation1d
I mean, I’m a guy so yeah I’d rather it be Natalie Portman 😂
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Anonymous1d
Monkeys bro
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AnonymousOP1d
Good job. My god
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Anonymousfirenation1d
You’re funny. (Please let our toes interlock)
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Anonymous#41d
But if it were gorloc the destroyer you’d be a little upset no?
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AnonymousOP1d
I only do that with my wife on Wednesdays, if I’m a good boy, and if we have whipped cream in the fridge that day
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Anonymousfirenation1d
I get where you’re coming from… but while I may be like “ew”, I’d still appreciate the effort whereas unless it’s top tier, women are legitimately (and understandably because it is fucked up to do) unhappy with it
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Anonymousfirenation1d
Are you all looking for a third?
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AnonymousOP1d
Nah I can’t even ask, if I do, no more spanky Thursday’s, we’ll find you a toe buddy
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AnonymousOP1d
And I don’t want a male third, you’re a dude bro you can tell me. We homies now