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Confessions 5w
As a guy, sometimes I’ll post that I’m horny just to get a good laugh at the guys who ask “M or F” instantly.
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Anonymous 5w

If someone is hornyposting online, there’s a 90% chance it’s a dude and if it’s a chick, there’s a 0% chance the aforementioned “M or F” commenter is getting with her

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Anonymous 5w

ugh you sound hot

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Anonymous 5w

I might do this

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Anonymous 5w

I do this and it’s lowkey entertaining

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Anonymous 5w

as a girl i love doing stuff like this i think it’s so funny

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Anonymous 5w

play funny games win funny prizes

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Anonymous 5w

That’s funny

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Anonymous 5w

this is why my dms are just perpetually off lmao

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Anonymous 5w

bro is trying to stir the pot😭😭😭

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Anonymous 5w

Dm?

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 5w

Why?

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 5w

F?

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 5w

Snap?

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 5w

💯

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 5w

You know it

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 5w

I don’t even reply to them 🤦🏼‍♀️

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 5w

I’m a solid 7 out of 10. But I’m a fantastic cook.

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 5w

can i be the judge of that

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 5w

Come on over and have your tastebuds blown away 🍽️

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 5w

Fantastic cook u say 😏

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Anonymous replying to -> #11 5w

💯 love to cook 👨‍🍳

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 5w

bumps you up to a 10 in my book (as someone who can't cook)

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 5w

love how may people are hitting on you here

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Anonymous replying to -> #10 5w

bro if you can't cook, someone being a good cook is the number one most important thing

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Anonymous replying to -> #14 5w

you know what that’s a good point i just don’t think i’ve met someone who doesn’t cook yet

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Anonymous replying to -> #14 5w

Just as a heads up, home for the night. Cooking some ramen with some tempura shrimp on the side. Nothing crazy, still delicious 🍤

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 5w

if i could eat shrimp i'd demolish ts 😞

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Anonymous replying to -> #14 5w

Oh no! I’ll cook you something else 👨‍🍳

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 5w

haha ty

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Anonymous replying to -> #14 5w

omg and he obtained all the huzz im dead

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Anonymous replying to -> #13 5w

i'm telling you, it's the cooking

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Anonymous replying to -> #14 5w

It’s no biggie lol. I’m literally boiling chicken breast and rice for my doggos at the moment too 😂

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 5w

AND he has dogs what a winner

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Anonymous replying to -> #10 5w

FRRR

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Anonymous replying to -> #14 5w

I UNDERSTAND YOU NOW #14 get ur man

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